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the bald leading the bald

i tell them i love them. they tell me it’ll pass. i bomb the bus stop, killing us both.

sometimes The Only Living Boy in New York is actually a 19 year old girl in dublin, and that’s okay

who up drunk texting they landlord

the world is kind of beautiful! there really is a space and audience for just about everything! like yeah, maria reva, you can totally combine your passions for snails, the mail-in bride industry, and the ukraine war in one fiction novel and be long-listed for the booker! like yeah i’ll read it! nothing is too niche! people care! people are interested! people want to know! they want to connect! snails are so important!

remember that shug and celie’s relationship was never defined, their sexualities never labeled, and their dynamic never questioned. their relationship is crucial to the story, but their being two women is hardly addressed. remember that queer representation doesn’t always have to be sad or tense or dramatic. remember that radical inclusivity looks like this. remember that you can celebrate queerness without putting anyone or anything in boxes. remember that people can just love and be loved, and there doesn’t have to be more to it

sometimes you have to unironically do it for seymour’s fat lady so you don’t kill yourself

THEY ARE MAKING SHITTY LOW BUDGET SHARK MOVIES AGAIN WE ARE SO BACK

you’re laughing. the voice says i’m almost out of minutes, and you’re laughing.