Alicia /Ali

This scene changed my life

Reminds me of Frozen when Olaf thought Sven and Christoff were both called Sven 😂

Ok send me dick pics to my messages and I'll judge them like this. It'll be cute

is there any temptation greater than being in the hardware store and seeing the place where they have all the little cards for the colours

as someone who works in the paint department of a hardware store i just wanna say that you are absolutely allowed (and ENCOURAGED!) to grab as many cards off the rack as you want so long as you don’t take more than one or two of each colour (they are free for customers but the store only gets so many at a time so please don’t just walk off with our ENTIRE supply of SW 7587 Antique Red cards)

That’s too specific. Have people been stealing the SW 7587 Antique Red cards in droves lately?

legally i am not allowed to comment

I’m too cheap to actually buy paint so I’ve been going to every hardware store in collecting all the SW 7587 antique red cards and gluing them to my walls

my childhood heroes.

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion) 

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

(gives you a sexy blood transfusion)

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why did you stop?

arrested for malpractice

Respect the mood, bitch, because it damn sure is one.

i got this new anime plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers

what happens next?!

transfer student shows up one day with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

i’m still not

reblog for noises

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows