Hi I'm Sam from Swixer

is it ok 2 dump someone bc they wont tell you their tumblr url even after they go through your /likes

i’m genuinely salty

SCREAMING

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

does anyone else ever have a meltdown in one chat window and a totally normal conversation in another

When tall people are sad and they try to make themselves smaller by hunching or wrapping themselves around a small person but they just look like a forlorn giraffe

today i saw a bee flying off with a flower?

lol men can’t handle rejection at all this is so embarrassing for him

I shouldn’t have read this the second hand embarrassment is making me nauseous

Oh my God… the sheer entitlement of this guy. yikes. And then they say girls are clingy

howcome the president always wins the election

Real recognizes real.