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Marinette is really creepy.

Adrien deserves better.

Kagami and Luka deserve better.

(Especially Kagami)

Chloe is a wasted character.

Zoe is boring.

Alya is very annoying at times.

Master Fu didn't teach anything to Mari and Adrien.

Getting a miraculous doesn't seem special anymore.

Adrienette is toxic.

Marinette (Ladybug) is overpowered.

Chat Noir deserves better and be the equivalent of Ladybug.

Marinette should have the chance to move on from her toxic obsession towards Adrien and get together with Luka since he loves both sides of her. This way she can also stop being a stalker and a chance to grow and develop.

Adrien needs to stop pursuing Ladybug, just be her partner that she can depend on, not throwing fits if things don’t go his way. Be serious about a relationship with Kagami.

Master Fu should have actually taught Marinette and Adrien things, not keep either of them in the dark, Adrien especially. He should never left/forced the duties of guardian to Marinette since she already has a lot on her plate.

hi.

Nearly two months ago, I wrote an essay summarizing and making very wild conclusions about the second Takarazuka Musical. I did this about two and a half years after watching the first Takarazuka musical. As such I did not have the full context for many things from the musical and was relying mostly on my memory, which blocked many things from this musical for my own safety. However, just this week, I decided to rewatch it, because I enjoy tormenting myself. I said I wouldn’t write anything on it. Here I am writing something on it.

Here’s the youtube thumbnail so that you know what you’re getting yourself into. And here, of course, is the link. This is the HD version which may be slightly more pleasant to watch. Maybe.

It was not quite as cringe in a funny way as the second musical to me, and therefore this essay may be less funny, but I feel like I’m doing a disservice to people by providing a summary of the second musical while completely neglecting the first. Quite possibly doing this is even more of a disservice. I just eagerly await the day that the third musical is translated because *that* will be the day that I finally shuffle off this mortal coil. Either way, I want to write this stuff down so that I never have to watch the musical again out of curiosity.

The following essay will contain major spoilers for both the first and second Phoenix Wright Takarazuka musicals, as I will be using many points from this musical to argue my thesis of the second musical. … like you were going to watch them anyways. 

This one broke 8k. I’m dead inside.

ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THESE JSQDKJNAFEKJNFS ok I’m having too many shitpost doodle ideas and I’m doing most of them