MOVED

every so often this starts circulating again and every time i remember that people tried to come for me for “spreading medical misinformation” with this post

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

i need all the weird neo-puritans of tumblr and toktok and twitter to realize that people have been having fun casual sex for literally all of human existence and that’s a good thing

you think our ancestors weren’t making sexy eyes at each other over a mug of mead and fucking nasty behind the tavern??? you think cavepeople weren’t having fun animalistic sex??? pull your head out of your ass

"uhhh Mormons don't actually believe that" I assure you their actual beliefs are even more absurd

Google "Mormon Bigfoot"

Alright I’ll google it

shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”

the sexual tension between me & the alternate reality I daydream about

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald