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@ivelle-e
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valko, on the other hand, while he oozes charisma and sex appeal, i like to think he’s actually a bit of a shy boy in front of the love of his life.
this big bad wolfie is all bark and zero bite (well, unless you ask nicely!). all that experience and easy charm he has go flying out the window when you’re close.
you sneak your hand into his while the two of you are walking on your date. he almost jumps three feet into the air, but then he quickly collects himself and his signature smirk is back before he’s swinging your joined hands back and forth, a skip in his step.
“can i try yours?” you ask, eyeing his plate at the restaurant he’s taken you to.
“of course baby, whatever you want,” and then he moves to slide his food over so it’s closer to you, but then you grab his wrist to maneuver his fork into your mouth.
“yum!” you squeal, still chewing before you go back to your own entree, not realizing valko’s red all the way up to his ears. “wanna try mine?”
you put your own fork out, saying “ahhh” to prompt him to open his mouth. he’s just blinking at you like—
brb, brain.exe has stopped working.
then later, at the mall, you drag your poor boyfriend around from store to store and he’s carrying all your bags. but then you get to the perfume section of a department store.
“pick for me?”
“me?” then he’s grinning, suppressing the urge to let his tail pop out and start wagging it like crazy.
“yeah, i want you to like my scent,” and then you’re leaning against his shoulder and he wants to scream he loves you so much. he loves your natural scent already, but the fact you’re asking this of him makes him so freaking happy.
and you try one he picks out, spritz it on, and he gets adorably flustered when you tilt your chin up, allowing him a full view of the column of your throat. “what do you think?”
“baaabe…” he groans into his hands, “you’re killin’ me here.”
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There there big guy 👻
I love his big ass tits
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Firefighter!Sukuna who bust down your bathroom door when there was a fire in your building (one that you weren't aware of), clad in thick and hefty bunker gear, eyes scanning the brightly lit bathroom only to spot you in the middle of shower, completely bare, soap bubbles still coating your skin.
Firefighter!Sukuna who clears his throat, looking over his shoulder before turning back to you, cheeks dusted with a rather adorable shade of red.
"Th—there's apartment in next door fire." He stepped closer, hand gesturing for the bathrobe hanging beside the mirror.
"Huh?" Your brows are furrowed, trying to decipher who between you both was having a stroke, maybe the abrupt slam of the door did mess with you head.
The absurdity of the situation startles you enough that the thought of being completely naked before doesn't even cross your mind, at least not until he reached for the bathrobe himself, stepping closer to hand it to you.
Firefighter!Sukuna who acts instinctively, once you are modestly covered, yanks you over his shoulder to quickly move out into the smoke filled hallway, steps heavy against the wooden floor as he made his way out, making sure you didn't get knocked into the wall or door frames.
Firefighter!Sukuna who instantly jumps back into the building after making sure you are steady on your feets, looking over his shoulder once before continuing back inside, hoping he'd find you after the rescue is completed.
Firefighter!Sukuna who frowned when the medic informed that the people had scattered around some to the hospital for minor injuries other taking refuge with friends and family till the apartment complex was fixed.
Firefighter!Sukuna who mulls over the awkward interaction for days, rest of the team teasing him over his jumbled words, hoping to find a reason to go back to your apartment without seeming like a pervert or a creep.
Firefighter!Sukuna who groans loud when he is informed about the routine check up he must have to ensure health, begrudgingly walks into the hospital with rest of the team, brows furrowed as he waited for his name to be called.
"Ryomen Sukuna."
The lady at the desk announced his turn, gesturing towards the door with light glowing above the 'general physician's.
Sukuna sighed, stepping into the office only to be stopped in his tracks, before him stood you, much more clothed, stethoscope hung around your neck as you wrote on charts, eyes widening in recognition when thet met his.
Firefighter!Sukuna who awkwardly stepped into your office, almost tripping over nothing, nearly turning a routine check up into a life threatening emergency.
"You work here?" He asked, nearly slapping his own forehead, of course you do.
You nodded your head, lips pursed together as you placed the clipboard on the desk, patting the stretcher, "I'd hope so."
Firefighter!Sukuna who snorts at your sass, ugly little sound escaping the back of his throat, warmth blooming on his cheeks as you grinned back at him.
Firefighter!Sukuna who sits still while you noted his vitals, metal of the stethoscope cold against his warm skin, eyes following your movement, at one point he caught himself admiring your penmanship.
"You've got good handwriting." He mumbled, pointing to where you noted his pulse rate and blood pressure, "usually doc's have chicken scribble writing."
Firefighter!Sukuna who swears to keep his mouth shut when you continue to look at him in bewilderment, more than once did he catch you suppressing the urge to grin.
Firefighter!Sukuna who waits outside your office to get clearance, only to be handed a doctor's note instead.
"Come back for check up later, your heart rate was abnormally high."
Highly awaited: Part II

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୨୧ — You were drooling, eyes rolling back as you dug your nails into his shoulders trying to slow Valko down. Useless. Your legs wrapped around his waist, heels digging into his lower back as he drove into you, his name falling from your lips like a prayer between desperate pants.
“V-Val- hhahh- Val-ko- s'too- m'gonna- too m-much-“
Words? What were those? Your brain had turned to mush about three orgasms ago.
A whimper caught in your throat. Tears pricked at your lashes at the stretch, at being so fucking full, like he'd shoved your organs aside to make room.
“Hah-“ His voice broke, and you could feel every muscle in his body trembling, fighting something feral as his tail lashed wildly behind him. “Tryna be gentle but you-“
He fucked you like a beast anyway. Forehead pressed to yours, ears flat against his head, panting into your mouth. Your slick made the filthiest sounds every time he thrust home and when his teeth found your neck hard enough to break skin, the noise you made had his rhythm stuttering.
“Sorry- ngh- didn't mean-“ But he didn't stop. Couldn't.
His hand slid under your back, arching you up into him. The other pinned your wrist to the mattress. Blood smeared across your throat from his lips.
“That's it, that’s my good girl-“ Completely gone. Ruined.
You came screaming and do you think that made him slow down? Fuck no. He didn't slow down even a little.
“Again.” Barely a whisper. Begging. Pleading for just one more scream from those pretty lips…
“Valko- can't- no more-“
His ears drooped, this wounded little sound in his chest, “I know babe, m'sorry-“ His hips snapped forward anyway, “what’s a pup supposed to do? You just feel so good- cant- shit- can’t stop-“
Your cunt was a sloppy, ruined mess at this point- syrupy strings of your cum and arousal coating his cock, smearing creamy across your inner thighs. You could feel yourself dripping between your ass, making a puddle beneath you.
Then something big started pressing at your entrance.
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
In His Arms
♡︎ synopsis: Jet-lagged and wide awake long past midnight, you let Valko invite himself over to keep you company. What starts as a friendly, playful hangout slowly turns into something much more intimate.
♡︎ pairing: Valko x fem!reader
♡︎ tags: friends to lovers, making out, dry humping, use of 'sweetheart' 'baby' 'pretty girl', cowgirl, creampie ofc
♡︎ word count: 8k
♡︎ a/n: After the announcement we got last week, I ofc had to write something for Valko. I hope you like how I wrote him. It took me over 8 hours to edit this fic, so if you don't like something or if there are any errors, I don't wanna know <3
♡︎ I wanna thank @unintentionalseductress for helping, and my beta reader its-de who doesn't have an account anymore (🙄).
divider by @anitalenia
been seeing those "climbing my boyfriend to see if he'll notice" videos and valko would 1000% let you climb him like a jungle gym while not batting an eye. he doesn't even notice you setting up your phone and pressing record because he's so locked into his work. you would start climbing up onto the back on his chair and fully swinging your legs over his shoulders to the front of his chest. and the only thing he thinks to do is to hold your legs and stabilize you and as you continue your ascent to fully sit on his shoulders.
his eyebrows are still furrowed but softer now that you're in his presence. you tug on his hair like ratatouille and he's so surprised by the force that he yelps and actually goes with you. of course, he catches you and steers you back to center. the giggles are off the charts as valko has been accustomed with your silly ways. you comb his hair back and scratch his scalp as he taps away on his keyboard.
you try and ask questions to see if you can rile him up but he is genuinely so happy with answering them.
"whatcha doin?" i'm just finishing these reports honey bunches of oats, i'll be done in 10 minutes max.
"what does that mean?" it's just an identifier we use for the different types of metals we have.
"what should we have for dinner?" mmm, maybe that yummy chicken you made last week. i thought about it this morning.
"who's my pretty boy?" you reach under his chin and give him the lightest scratch. his eyes sparkle as he looks up at you, giving you that love sick puppy smile that shows his canines.
"meee!"
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You weren't dating Zayne for his pool, but it sure was an incredible bonus.
"It's so nice out today." You remark as you slip your sunglasses on, laying back onto the chair. Your eyes have barely shut when you hear the splash of Zayne slipping out of the pool. Immediately, you're grateful for the sunglasses hiding your hungry gaze.
Seriously, the guy could be a swimwear model with those washboard abs.
"Did you put on sunscreen?" He stands over you, blocking the sun. The sight nearly makes your mouth water, droplets tracing the planes of his abdomen.
"The bottle is too far away. Could you put it on for me?" He doesn't need much convincing, retrieving the bottle of sunscreen and joining you on the chair.
He starts at your legs, smoothing the lotion onto your skin. His touch is nice and cool on your warm skin, a sigh slipping out almost involuntarily. His motions pause for a moment, but then he continues on.
"Could you do my chest too? I'm tired now." The coy smile on your lips may give you away, but Zayne doesn't comment on it. Instead, his sunscreen coated hands slide up your waist and under your top, squeezing the soft flesh before deft fingers find your nipples and circle them.
"I-fuck-I d-don't think I need sunscreen there..." Your words trail off into a moan as he moves closer, settling between your open legs and pressing his bulge against your now soaked bikini bottoms.
"No? So you want me to stop?" He murmurs, face dangerously close to yours as he unties your top and tosses it aside.
"...No one can see into your backyard, right?"
"Not a soul."
"Then please don't stop."
day 50
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ty to my boyfriend for making sure i do not sacrifice my whimsy for gains, now that i’ve started working out
“where is all your jewelry?”
you look down at your outfit—gym sweats and an off-the-shoulder tee.
“at… home?” is your confused response, with a surprised blink for added effect to zayne’s deepening frown. “it’s a big hassle to take stuff on and off when i know i’m going to the gym.”
your boyfriend absentmindedly fixes his tie. anxiety pools in the pit of your stomach, and hesitantly, you pipe up again.
“do i look… bad? when i don’t dress up?”
“no—no, that’s not what i meant at all.” he clears his throat, ears tinging pink, and you let out a quiet sigh in relief. “my apologies. it’s just, you’ve been wearing less of your usual outfits lately in favor of simpler clothing.”
“not that you look bad, of course,” zayne rushes out at your deflating face. “i enjoy everything you wear. but i do know you find pleasure in getting to choose what layers to wear, how to style your jewelry, what mary janes to slip on…”
“i hope you do not sacrifice your interest in fashion simply because you’ve found a new hobby. that is all.”
emotion tugs at your heartstrings. before you know it, your face is smushed to his chest, giggles bursting out of you and filling the air.
“you’re so silly,” you laugh. “thank you, for supporting my interests, new and old.”
zayne’s hands card through your hair. you feel his smile atop the crown of your head, warm and inviting, and it makes you melt all the more into him.
“of course. always.”
rafayel is the type to fall in love deeply, and quickly. he's never been one to enjoy crowds or having attention of all. instead, he enjoys the attention of some. those are people that are close to his heart, such as his family, his closest friends, his lover. he'll demand their full attention on him, as he would give his entirety to them.
rafayel is the type to blush at the first sight of you. his heart skips a beat, his breath hitches ever so slightly, and his cheeks warms up to a pinkish sakura shade.
rafayel is the type to immediately approach you, physically at first. he's curious, you've caught his attention and interest. and whatever rafayel wants, he'll get it.
rafayel is the type to stand next to you, aware that you two are strangers, but he can't ignore the way his heart tugs insistently towards your gravity. he'll pretend he's browsing at the items close to you, in your proximity. his eyes keep glancing at you here and there, his feet following right behind you when you walk away -- continuing your shopping and unaware of his existence.
rafayel is the type to truly look at you -- not in a creepy way, but rather, like an artist that has finally found the inspiration of their dreams. his mind is already admiring your physique, your curves, your hair, your skin, your smile, your eyes ...
rafayel is the type that's going to feel like he just fell off from the sky, straight down to earth. that's how fast and deep he fell for you, even though you two are still strangers.
rafayel is the type that will approach you again, but this time through a conversation. he's asking a stupid question, like : excuse me miss, where did you find this item ? and once you answer, he's putting the traps. dragging the conversation longer, trying to make you laugh, showing his overly friendly side to make you feel comfortable. all the time, he's analyzing your reactions -- should he ask for your number now or wait ?
rafayel is the type that doesn't like to wait. he gets whatever catches his attention.
rafayel is the type that once he deems you important in life, his loyalty is yours entirely. just from this small talk, he can already feel how his heart has abandoned him to follow you back home.
rafayel is the type that will ask for your phone number, inventing some sort of common interests that he would like to share in further details with you. he'll try to hide the way his hand tremble slightly when handing his phone to you.
rafayel is the type to text you that same day, later in the evening. he's not one to play the guessing game, or the pull and push. he has fallen for you, his heart has chosen you -- there is no time to waste. his ego and pride won't suffer -- he knows, he's confident.
rafayel is the type that is already laying awake at night, thinking of the next step to get you closer, to know you more, to understand and learn more about your mind, soul and body. he's already thinking of dates and events he can invite you to, always ensuring that you will feel safe, comfortable and never pressured.
rafayel is the type that, despite his quick temper and impatience, he'll float in your flow, let himself be guide with how fast or slow you want this ''relationship'' to develop. but be careful, his patience does have a limit (and he'll make sure that eventually, you'll come to know about his feelings).
rafayel is the type to always calculate every step of his ; not exactly to manipulate, but to ensure success. he's the type that will start randomly mentioning fate and ''coincidences'' ... but are they really just ''random coincidences'' ? or did he plan whatever to see you, to get your full attention again ?
rafayel is not one to give up. he falls in love quickly, deeply, and shows an undying loyalty to his loved ones.
rafayel is the type that once you enter his life, all the other woman no longer interest him. his heart yearns for you, his eyes seeks for you, and rafayel wants to see you, again. and he'll make sure that you'll feel the same way for him too.
freakin love this fictional man

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rafayel x reader clingy couple (mutual), humor
"Rafayeeel...!" The doors to the living room open, your lover's favorite yellow cardigan wrapped around your shoulders as you waltz in.
His face lights up immediately. "My peaaarl!" He mimics the sweet way you call out for him, pulling you to his lap. "What's wrong, cutie?" He kisses the top of your head, adjusting when you snuggle closer.
You smile at his tone, loving the way he's always playing along with your theatrics. "I miss you," you sigh against his chest, as dramatic and whiny as you could. "What's keeping my husband away from me? I'm getting sooo lonely..."
"Lonely?!" He gasps, just as dramatic, and you stifle a giggle at his performance. "Did I let my work get between me and my beloved?"
You nod solemnly, sniffling for added effect. "It's been hours since we've cuddled... and it's so, so cold..."
"Unacceptable!" He smothers you with kisses, from your forehead to your cheeks, earning a muffled laugh from you. "Thomas, move our meeting to next week."
"Oh, my sweet fis- Thomas?" You look to your left in horror, and indeed Thomas was there, looking like he just aged 5 years from... whatever that was. You scramble off Rafayel's lap, ignoring his complaints, and rush to make yourself look more presentable. "Thomas! I didn't know you were- that was- we were just being stupid!"
You smack Rafayel's arm to shut him up, embarrassed beyond belief. "Ow, cutie!"
"It's fine," Thomas holds his hand up, already packing his things to book it out of there. He's seen enough. "Rafayel's been zoning out already anyway." He gives Rafayel one last exasperated look and reminds him of his commissions, before turning to you. "Newly weds, I get it. Enjoy it."
He's out in record time. Once the doors close, you give Rafayel's arm another good, hard slap.
"Cutie, stoppp! What did I do?"
"You could've warned me that you're in a meeting!"
He rolls his eyes, pulling you back on his lap. "It's just Thomas." Whatever your reply was gets drowned by another round of kisses. "Now, let me be a good husband and give you your long-overdue cuddles, yeah?"
“i’m sorry,” you murmur, casting your gaze toward the floor. “you just finished a shift full of treating people. you shouldn’t have to do it at home, too.”
cradling your dry hands in his scarred ones, zayne inspects your cracked skin with concern. if you were anyone else, his frown would be imperceptible. “i’m not sure why you’re apologizing.”
grabbing the tub of ointment off the coffee table, he deftly unscrews the lid and scoops some up. meticulous as always, he slathers it over your discolored rash, working the medicine into your skin.
your laugh is mirthless. “other people wouldn’t make you do this—fix a problem they created themselves. you’re really lucky, you know? getting stuck with me, of all people.”
“you aren’t making me do anything.” a layer of sternness coats his calm voice. “maybe the nurses wouldn’t believe it, but i do have free will. i’m not doomed to treat every ailment i see without regard for myself.”
the ointment seeps into an especially rough patch of skin and stings slightly. unable to hide your wince, you bite your lip and shift uncomfortably on the couch. when you raise your eyes, kind hazel ones gaze back at you.
“now i’m the one who’s sorry,” he says. “i hate the sight of you in pain.”
“it’s my fault. if i didn’t wash them so much, neither of us would be here in the first place,” you mutter, flailing your foot in mild misery. “it’s been so long—years—but i can’t help it. when i touch something that i don’t know is clean, or safe, i just— i have to. i have to.” your vision blurs as you shake your head back and forth, and the pooling tears are no help. “i feel like a robot. a stressed out little robot who’s programmed to wash their hands a thousand times a day.”
rubbing in the last of the medicine, zayne examines your hands for any missed spots. once he’s satisfied, he gently gathers them and sets them back in your lap, thumbs tracing circles over the backs of your palms.
it’s only been a few minutes, but they look much better than before.
“no matter how many times, you won’t have to manage the aftermath alone. if you’re a robot…consider this your ‘routine maintenance,’” he says, a soft, cheeky smile lighting on his lips. “and know that you have an ‘engineer’ who will always care for you.”
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