forlorn & fornicate

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

repeat after me: people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it. people don’t notice the little details. i’m going to get away with it.

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny