Waiting for Something

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

It’s called love and it’s stored in the me

Me, drunk at 3 am, yelling at Odin

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

i was talking to one of my coworkers about my trip and she asked me where i was going and i said austria and she looked at me all confused and then she said “like…austria-hungary?” and i wasn’t quite sure how to break it to her

#i’ve been in a coma since 1914#i can’t wait to see my favorite modern empire (via elucubrare)

Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now itll haunt you too

sorry i can’t come into work today i’m living my truth

men will literally be like “God do you have to be such a stick in the mud, it was just a few degrading and misogynistic comments and they weren’t even about you this time”

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.