So ist es Immer

shame I can't fuck around without finding out

a skill that I mustered and that I'm really proud of: seeing a hilarious tiktok, experiencing the urge to send it to my friends and then resisting this urge and NOT SENDING IT TO ANYONE

my friend: I had a mental breakdance today

the fact that getting criticized by my boss scares me way more than the prospect of getting fired is wild y'all

if there's a trope that instantly kills suspense of disbelief for me, it's the tragic rain of sadness i.e. when it begins to rain the moment something sad and personal happens to the character

Me: Do you know what dry shampoo is? My friend: Of course I know, who doesn't know that? Me: Well, I dated a lot of people who didn't know what dry shampoo was. My friend: Were they babies? My friend: ... My friend: Yeah, no, strike that.

my friend: one thing about everything is that it's never forever

My friend: How can people be so wrong? Me: What about? My friend: Everything. All the time. My friend: ... My friend: Characters, mostly.

my character flaw is that I can't stick with a pseudonym