My Nerd Cup Runneth Over

Hey! Let me tell you a little about my day, Mr. Jolly Olly Man. The brown-out shut down my air conditioner, my bag of ice melted before I could get it home, I couldn’t get into the movie theater, or the city pool. And now when I finally found a little relief from the heat, a little ice cream, you snatched it away. You better sell me some ice cream at a fair price, or face the consequences. Hey Arnold! | Heat | Air date November 4, 1996

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

“It is yours” and “It is thine” differ only in their level of formality.

This is more of a personal one but I will have a very (and I mean very) small quantity available at a later date if people really want it

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the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

also I made him into a poster to go in my room ✨

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

The other day I made myself a salmon salad sandwich for lunch, and little miss gremlin hauled ass into the kitchen to demand some.

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

In an ancient forest, shallow pools reflect not the trees above, but a luminous city of elsewhere.

always going to include this Psych reference

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.