Kylie :3

that cat looks the most like pizza of any cat ive ever seen. you probably get messages like this 5 times a day but it's my first time seeing the animal and I just.... that's pizza! they make cats with pizza-themed coats now!

in almost every other children's book where the main heroine is swept away to a land of whimsy she's shown having a lovely time; braving dangers occasionally, trying to find her way home, sure, but ultimately delighting in the magic around her. meanwhile alice spends her entire time in wonderland like

look, here’s the thing: alice in wonderland’s enduring fucking charm is that it perfectly captures the vibe of being a very tired and annoyed child who is nonetheless required to play along with adult nonsense.

I'm gonna go ahead and add - the reaction image is barely even a joke. This is the original illustration of her at the Mad Hatter's tea party.

"wizardry gacha" sounds like a recipe for disaster, and it kind of is. but completely not for the reasons I thought it would be. I thought it would be a heavily sanitized bubblegum version of wizardry, but no, it is absolutely a true wizardry game through and through that pulls absolutely zero punches and functions almost identically to the rest of the series, except with production values miles beyond any of the prior games.

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

Can AMAB people get pregnant and potentially die in childbirth after being denied an abortion?

"The Montana court separately declared that transgender people constitute a suspect class under the state's equal protection clause. In legal terms, a suspect class is a group that has historically faced such severe discrimination that any law targeting them must meet the highest level of judicial scrutiny to survive—the same standard applied to laws that discriminate on the basis of race. [...] The practical effect is sweeping: any Montana law that singles out transgender people will now face strict scrutiny, meaning the state must prove the law serves a compelling interest and is narrowly tailored to achieve it—a standard that laws almost never survive.

once you understand the sheer complexity hidden underneath 14 minesweeper variants and internalize the idea that all board are procedurally generated you kind of start to marvel at the sheer mathematical feat that the programmers of this game pulled.