Homelander x Marlowe Headcanons
Warnings: uhhh let’s see… NSFW, discussion of kinks, mentions of trauma.
Note: dear GOD it’s been a minute since I wrote anything like this, pls be gentle with me. Uhh can be read as an x reader ig??? I might do another one of these, I just needed somewhere to shove these ideas quickly, sorry if it doesn’t make any sense. Also this is specific to Homelander and Marlowe, I’ll add more once I get my brain right.
He fucking HATED her at first not gonna lie. Marlowe ofc did not care at all, she’s…not right in the head but that’s neither here nor there.
Mainly because she’s the type of person to bring you a coffee and say absolutely fuck all about it, like she’s that one friend that remembers EVERYTHING but is pretty reserved and quiet so you wouldn’t realize it until you walk into a conference room and find that one breakfast sandwich you mentioned in passing already waiting for you.
Except it was pomegranate and cranberry danishes. That she made from scratch, because she was bored at 1am and accidentally made too many.
Consistently looked at Homelander like he was the best thing since sliced bread.
Lowkey half of the songs on her first studio album were about her feelings for him. Poor Marlowe lmao
Both having had terrible/nonexistent childhoods so they’re both insufferable as fuck to be around sometimes, bc trauma Olympics.
Yeah so I’m sure you can see where Homelander’s annoyance towards Marlowe came from.
Marlowe sings like all the fucking time, in the shower, while cooking, while cleaning, you name it. Homelander loves it ofc, the first time he caught her singing along to some Avril Lavigne song was how she got the nickname “Bird”.
Sometimes, when he can’t sleep, Marlowe will grab her guitar and play something for Homelander. Some nights he can fall back asleep, sometimes he can’t, when he can’t Marlowe always stays up with him as long as she can. She usually falls asleep and he watches her sleep like a goddamn creep
Homelander secretly has a folder of fan edits of Marlowe saved on his phone that he watches whenever she’s on tour or something. Will deny it until his dying breath.
Marlowe has been caught watching Homelander thirst traps on TikTok by various members of The Seven on numerous occasions. She used to be embarrassed, but once she and Homelander got together she stopped giving a shit.
Speaking of Marlowe going on tour!!1!!!1! Homelander fucking hates it, like pouts for days and acts like she’s breaking up with him hates it. Her music is very important to her and she refuses to sacrifice her autonomy because Homelander is a nervous wreck, so they decided that Marlowe would give Homelander a copy of her flight details, tour dates, venue details, etc. so he can “keep her safe” which we all know means stalk her.
He loves to pop in when she’s on tour if he can. Marlowe loves looking out into the crowd and knowing Homelander might be waiting for her backstage, it’s a surprise every time and he loves how excited she gets to see him no matter what.
MKAY this is probably where I lose most of you, whateverrrr~*! NSFW STARTS HERE MDNI
Gonna just get it out of the way right here right now, Homelander age regresses. It’s not sexual but I put this down here because honestly? I’m not in the mood for the discourse 🖤 But yes, he is an age regressor and Marlowe is ENTHUSIASTICALLY his caregiver/mommy. She is fully aware of his childhood in the lab and his trauma, and knows how it affects him daily.
Marlowe loves when Homelander is regressed, he becomes extra needy, extra clingy, extra affectionate, and she adores it.
They’ve fucked in every room of his penthouse, the Seven’s conference room, the roof of Vought tower, so many places dude…they’re fucking freaks.
He teared up the first time they had sex cause he came really fast just like he did with Madelyn and he thought Marlowe would be unsatisfied and disappointed in him. (She wasn’t, she used him like a toy and he loved it.)
The sex is surprisingly…vanilla most of the time. Marlowe is a certified freak™️ but one of the things she realized pretty quickly was how fast Homelander was. Not in the nutting quick way, but in the ‘if I overload her with pleasure she won’t have second thoughts about me’ way. Which considering Marlowe? Is fucking stupid. She loves him, so goddamn much.
She encourages him to slow down and just enjoy the moment, not worry about performance or lasting long. Downright worships him in the bedroom.
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