Just_Koi

Sukuna: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind. Yuji: Thank god. Sukuna: Shut up, brat.

Yuji: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Sukuna: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Yuji: ... Sukuna: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Yuji: Can I bother you for a second? Sukuna: You're always bothering me, but go ahead, brat. Yuji: RUDE!

Yuji: Megumi, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Megumi: I don't know, love you, talk to you later Yuji: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Nobara.

Megumi: We need a distraction. Nobara: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Yuji, whispering: My time has come!!

Megumi: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Nobara: * turning to Yuji* How tall are you? Yuji: HEY!!! >:(

Maki: You're smiling. What happened? Yuta: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Panda: Inumaki fell down the stairs today and yelled "FUCKING HELL" instead of "Caviar".

Maki: What if people had food names and food had people names? Inumaki: Hey, spaghetti, we're having Maki for dinner. (if he could speak) Yuta: What is wrong with you people? Panda: Shut up, chocolate.

Todo: You're giving me a sticker..? Yuji: Not just a sticker!!! This is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!” Todo: I'm not a preschooler, my brother. Yuji: Fine, I'll take it back. Todo: I earned this, back off!

Gojo: Can you keep a secret? Nanami: Do you know anything about my life? Gojo: No I do not. Good point.

Gojo: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. Shoko: You were flirting with Geto. Gojo: So what? He's my partner. Shoko: You asked him if he was single. Gojo: ..... Shoko: And then you cried when he said he wasn't. Gojo: You know I'm a lightweight :<

Gojo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? (>.<) Geto: You're a hazard to society... (-_-) Shoko: And a coward. DO TWENTY!! :3

Tsukki: Why do you hang out with me? Yams: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Tsukki: … Tsukki: I feel a bit sorry for you.

Sakusa: You have friends and I envy that. Atsumu: You're welcome to share my friends. Sakusa: *looks at Hinata and Bokuto* Sakusa: I don't want those.

Kuroo: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Bokuto! Bokuto: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.