Really just Shitposting at this point

dying

That means you’ll get to meet him soon!

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

the last sentence of my thesis

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

WHERE is that poem about that person learning all about their partners hyperfixation before getting dumped the last line is like "love is a stack of books on my nightstand with a bookmark near the end" I need it to feel whole help me please

how am I supposed to stay sane after reading this smh

Pegasus but built like a pterosaur