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Incorrect Astoria Quotes

@incorrect-astoria-quotes

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 25, 2023

MC: You have a face that looks like it should be slapped

Hydra: I get that a lot

Hydra: I think it's because of my high cheekbones

Hydra: And my personality

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Apr 16, 2023

Alex: Hey

MC: Hi

MC: *slams Alex into their apartment door, kissing them*

Alex: Ah, da-da-da-da-da-da-

MC: What's wrong?

Alex, kissing her: I got shot

MC, kissing back: You got shot?

Alex: By a gun, yeah

MC: Ares?

Alex: Yeah?

MC, kissing them again: Suck it up

Alex: Yes ma'am. Yes boss.

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Mar 19, 2023

Cyprin in front of their department: Brawling with other agents? What were you thinking!?

MC: Boss, I had nothing to do with it, I was arresting a dirty agent.

Cyprin: I heard you scream out, "I love this."

MC: Yes. This being... justice. I love justice.

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Mar 11, 2023

MC: I don't think she did it

Medusa: Okay, MC, I trust your gut. Let's go free an innocent woman.

MC: Nice! All my dreams are coming true. You and me, getting a lady off together...

Medusa:

Medusa: You know how that sounds, right?

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Mar 3, 2023

Prime: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.

MC: Writing things down is nerdy? What do you do?

Prime: Just forget stuff like a cool person.

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Nov 24, 2022

MC: Hey, can I ask you a question?

Hydra: Can I stop you?

MC: No :)

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Sep 8, 2022

Hydra: You keep doing what you’re doing, MC.

MC: You sure, Hydra?

Hydra: I’ve always been sure.

Hydra: Except for 4 times...

Hydra: It may have been more than 4 times...

Hydra: It’s definitely more than 4 times.

Hydra: It was 50,000 times.

MC: >:/

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 11, 2022

Hera: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Hades: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Hera: Death is a social construct.

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 11, 2022

Alex: This is a mistake

MC, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!

Alex: But not today

MC, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 10, 2022

Cerberus: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

MC: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Cerberus:

Cerberus: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Jul 8, 2022

MC: I want kids.

Hydra: ...

Hydra: Wait. With me?

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 8, 2022

MC: So are we flirting now?

Euryale: I’M LITERALLY TRYING TO STAB YOU???

MC: That doesn’t answer the question

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 7, 2022

Alex: You- you kidnapped Zeus!? That’s sacrilege!

May: But, Cyprin, what’s more sacrilegious? Briefly inconveniencing the King of Gods... or shutting down H.E.R.A.?

Alex: Kidnapping Zeus, May!

MC: Alex, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now... these guys are counting on you!

MC: You inspire them.

Alex: What, to- to kidnap people?

MC: To work together!

Alex: To kidnap people?

Hydra: Cyprin, we all agreed- a god is not a people.

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 7, 2022

Alex: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

MC: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Alex: Absolutely not.

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 7, 2022

Medusa: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.

MC: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

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Jul 7, 2022

MC: I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Alex: Oh, I’m always running

Alex: The question is from what

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incorrect-astoria-quotes

Jul 7, 2022

MC: It’s dark in here...

Cerberus: Don’t worry babe I got this

Cerberus: *Stomps his feet*

Cerberus: *Skechers light up*

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