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this is exactly tumblr when someone makes up some historical bullshit

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But here’s the thing, you put a bunch of rich people together, oh, there’s gonna be some murder.
on social distancing…
Avatar OC concept: a pedantic earthbender with a degree in geology who can bend ice on a technicality
the implication that bending is completely reliant on whether you think you should be able to instead of like…innate laws of the universe pleases me greatly
me bending someone’s bones: buddy they’re practically just limestone I mean it’s on you for walking around full of rocks
I mean that’s pretty much how Toph did her thing:
“There’s bits of metal in rocks. Probably bits of rocks in metal. I can bend the rock in the metal, and that’s PRETTY MUCH metalbending so yeah imma just invent a whole new discipline of bending.”
Actually, things that you could probably rules-lawyer your way into doing:
Earth: ice is a crystal; bones are pretty much rocks so at worst I can debone you like a fish; dust
Fire: drawing heat away makes things colder; it’s not airbending if I’m just making warm and cold places in the air; did you know you have lightning in your nerves; it’s not metalbending if I’m just wrapping lightning around this metal rod
Water: no need for a puddle when there’s any kind of humidity; it’s not earthbending if the rock is damp; bloodbending is illegal but throwing someone’s bladder around inside them isn’t
Air: it’s not X-bending if I’m just lifting it with air; sounds and voices are just funky air
and of course
non-bender: gun
Waterbenders: I cast piss your pants
immovable force meets unstoppable object
based on this dumbassery of mine

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i dont know how im supposed to interpret the fact that when pandora opened the box all of the monsters were released unto humanity except for hope, which stayed behind, but every time i think about it i go crazy
is it saying that the biggest monster would be if hope had left us? is it saying that hope was never unleashed on the world? is it saying that hope is actually a monster? is it saying that hope will always be with us? i dont know but all of them make me lose it
dream job?
i simply do not dream of labor
ego, shadow and persona on a road trip

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my brain wouldnt let me rest until i drew this.
based off this:
I looked her up.
It gets worse.
SHE DIED BECAUSE OF A MISFIRE THAT MAY NOT HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN A MISFIRE.
The actual target was the building behind her home. Two missiles of 24 missed, striking her home, killing her, her husband, and their housekeeper, and blinding their daughter.
This by itself would be tragic and inexcusable. But it goes a step further:
Her house was previously destroyed in American bombings in 1991. In protest, she used pieces of it to make a mosaic on the floor of the al-Rashid Hotel in Baghdad. The mosaic was of George H.W. Bush (who would have ordered those bombings), and the intention was that nobody would be able to enter the hotel without stepping on his face, which is a massive insult in Iraq. (Anybody else remember the hero who threw his shoes at Bush II?) It was a piece of protest art. Something supposedly protected and enshrined in American values and law.
And there are rumors that the “misfire” was deliberate, and was retaliation for the mosaic.
George W. Bush, H.W.’s son, ordered the mosaic removed when American troops captured Baghdad in 2003.
By the way, if you want to say “FUCK the Bushes and also Clinton for this,” then don’t let the memory of this piece of art die:
Spread it like the wind through the trees.
I don't know if any of you had the same experience as me, but I tried therapy when I was a teenager living in an abusive household and thought it was a waste of time. Ultimately my biggest problems (dad) were beyond my control and no amount of coping would make them better. Now that I'm an adult with actual control over my life and don't live with my dad anymore therapy is MUCH more helpful.
If any of you had bad experiences with therapy when you were younger it may be worth it to try again now.

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Have you guys ever said something in an effort to relax the mood that just made everything worse? Because I definitely did that last week and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna haunt me until I’m dead lmao.
share with the class
During my intrauterine insemination appointment last week, my doctor asked if I was ready and I was nervous, so I tried to cut the tension by jokingly saying, “Fill ‘er up!” and slapping my thigh as you would a car and he just stared at me in protracted silence.
this is the funniest headline I’ve ever seen
Oh good, the capitalist bootlickers have found this post