Fuck with it

i hope i make it. im rooting for myself.

Is your fridge running?

All she really wants is a man that’s going to respect the fuck out her when she around… and respect the fuck out her twice as much when she not around

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight

Y’all forgetting about Patrick being a bitch and taking SB’s grandma from him? He got all the kisses and cookies

yoooo, the christmas episode with the string in the box.... saids it all

chakras 101 need to clean mine after finals 💆🏾‍♀️

I like how the bird actually stopped to contemplate the weird flower for a bit

Purest little bird~

I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’