Trashboat Surpeme

Fun fact this is me because I ran out of plastic spoons towards the end of the semester and had $1 in my bank account so I just started using forks, quite frankly it works just as well for yogurt and instant oatmeal

Good soup

Almost everyday I mourn the loss of the interactions and snarky friendship we could have had between Warriors and Twilight. 

everyone wanna respect miss Jojo’s wishes until they’re the ones wanting to ship; point blank Periodt queen you tell em’

Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think after the first time he got rendered useless in a fight by some dude with a water bottle he’d start carrying around a spare set in a waxed bag or something but NOOOOO. And Ed’s even fucking worse like his arm gets destroyed how many times???? AND HE ACTS SURPRISED EVERY TIME. OH NO MY ARM. NOW I CAN’T ALCHEMY. Shit, boy, draw some transmutation circles ahead of time and keep em in your coat, this isn’t hard. “Oh no, you’ve destroyed my arm again, whatever shall I SIKE” Ed says, before throwing a rock with ‘explode’ written on it at his attacker and making good his escape. Everyone’s always carving shit into their skin or drawing it in their own blood, HOW BOUT INSTEAD YOU CARRY A PIECE OF FUCKING CHALK. Alchemists are useless

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I never thought the consequences of catboy twi would be so severe

I AM SHITTING MYSELF

I SAW THE UPDATE LAST NIGHT BUT I WAS AT FAMILY’s HOUSE AND LEMME SAY ID RATHER HAVE CATBOY TWI PROPAGANDA THAN (what’s probably gonna be a wolfie reveal it’s awfully early to kill someone off in LU) WOLFIE/TWI BLEEDING ON THE GROUND FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS OR HOWEVER LONG BEFORE THE NEXT UPDATE

You act like catboy twi was a bad thing

you act like it was a good thing? If a buff hero in a maid outfit posted up with me I’d cry

Of joy I hope

Oh no your tags hsbshahhahahahyahahahahahahahahahahahahah

I SAW THE UPDATE LAST NIGHT BUT I WAS AT FAMILY’s HOUSE AND LEMME SAY ID RATHER HAVE CATBOY TWI PROPAGANDA THAN (what’s probably gonna be a wolfie reveal it’s awfully early to kill someone off in LU) WOLFIE/TWI BLEEDING ON THE GROUND FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS OR HOWEVER LONG BEFORE THE NEXT UPDATE

You act like catboy twi was a bad thing

you act like it was a good thing? If a buff hero in a maid outfit posted up with me I’d cry

Of joy I hope

I SAW THE UPDATE LAST NIGHT BUT I WAS AT FAMILY’s HOUSE AND LEMME SAY ID RATHER HAVE CATBOY TWI PROPAGANDA THAN (what’s probably gonna be a wolfie reveal it’s awfully early to kill someone off in LU) WOLFIE/TWI BLEEDING ON THE GROUND FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS OR HOWEVER LONG BEFORE THE NEXT UPDATE

You act like catboy twi was a bad thing

you act like it was a good thing? If a buff hero in a maid outfit posted up with me I’d cry

💥💥💳💥💥