Welcome to the land of shitty jokes

I love how he turns off the stove to give this the attention it deserves

This still fucking cracks me up

kidz bop russian roulette

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

oh NO

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair

hes a bottom

So we’re really going to expose Linguini just like that huh

you take one look at the girl he ends up with and tell me she doesn’t break out the strap on every night

nothing could have prepared me for the trajectory of this post and where it ended up. i’m so glad everyone on this website is so fucking weird, thank you all

what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock