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told my roommate dracula was an epistolary novel because it’s made up of letters and she was like. of course it’s made of letters it’s a book

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

ENOUGH social interactions. i need to go in the river

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

hallowed be thy ween

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

vague prophet

something will happen