She is hurricane

Screw that. That’s why everyone here is too stressed. You guys need to learn to focus on the moment. Just relax and not overthink and worry.

Too bad it's not that easy.

Hey but who really wants to grow up? Chill it old style. Don’t live for the future.

If only that was possible. I prefer to make sure everything is going well for the present and future.

Smart Choice!

Thank you, I try to make the smart choices but that usually backfires.

Lost Stars - Adam Levin (Begin Again)

Hahah, did you tell her it was your crazy roommate that was the Nympho? 

"On accident I said I'm not like Cora, then she asked if you're at least being safe, something along of the lines she's not ready to be a grandmother. I think she was high from pain meds."

Me? Innocent? Uh no way Tessa, did you forget who you were talking too?

I probably did, finals week does that. All I have in my memory is which formulas I need to remember in Math.

Your mom sounds like a fun person.

I think she's in denial about getting old.

Working out is good for you though, although I’m confused by what workout you’re talking about?

Never mind, you're too innocent.

And it wasn’t, like, anything against him. I just wanted my doughnuts in peace.

He was hitting on you cause you're pretty.

Hey, if you want this cold I’ll be happy to give it to you. I mean, I could just cough all over your pillow… I really don’t think you’d want it though because I swear I coughed up a lung this morning.

Oh dear god, yeah nevermind. I'm perfectly okay with keeping my lungs inside my body thank you very much.

Landlords suck.

Yeah they do, always sucking out the fun.

I’m turning into Cher from clueless. I’m at Krispy Cream and this guy starts trying to talk me up, I just looked at him and said “As if” walking away. Is there something wrong with me?

Uh...probably towards him, he was thinking you're a bitch but to us we like to know our taste in men? I'm not sure i'm making any sense, I'm a bit light headed today.

Yaaaaaaay it worked. 

I'll regret this tomorrow but whatever.

Christmas is coming. One word. Ugh. 

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