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i mean, they might come inside? but unless you are very very light, a drifloon is not going to be able to make off with you. they aren't particularly strong.

for one, drifloons taking children away is a MYTH. you are harassing me over a FAIRYTALE. there is one unconfirmed case of a drifloon kidnapping but that happened, like, 50 years ago (curiously in the midst of a spike in human trafficking in Sinnoh, but that's neither here nor there.)

two, i know drifloons! i grew up around them. in fact, i had a drifloon as my very first partner pokemon (she's a drifblim now btw!) my mom ran a ghost-type daycare. my dad was a mortician and encountered lots of ghost pokemon drawn to the spiritual energy. i can say with confidence that the large majority of drifloons would never hurt a cutiefly, so u guys SERIOUSLY need to check your biases towards ghost types. i cant believe this is still an issue in the year of arceus, 2025.

three, the majority of kidnappings - of pokemon and human children - are PERPETRATED BY HUMANS. NOT pokemon. not hypnos, not drifloons, not any other "spooky" ghost, dark, or psychic type. HUMANS. these kind of issues do need to be talked about, but do NOT blame them on pokemon! without our odor sleuthers, our slurpuffs and growlithes with their amazing senses of smell, and our alakazams and metagrosses with superhuman and supercomputer intelligences respectively, FAR more cases of disappearances would remain unsolved.

This is very unprofessional of you and honestly makes me less inclined to believe you.

Along with the earlier screaming about... A poffin. That was sent as a gift.

Your team is such a joke.

Hey we like a little humor here. But glitch pokemon are serious businesses to us here at Team Enigma.

Don't mind Ems she's just a little stressed out. Like I said, real empathetic and hearing about that tragedy in the market? It's got her all bent outta shape.

This is very unprofessional of you and honestly makes me less inclined to believe you.

Along with the earlier screaming about... A poffin. That was sent as a gift.

Your team is such a joke.

Hey we like a little humor here. But glitch pokemon are serious businesses to us here at Team Enigma.

Don't mind Ems she's just a little stressed out. Like I said, real empathetic and hearing about that tragedy in the market? It's got her all bent outta shape.