Team Enigma Official Blog

Greetings Rotumblr. This update has been a long time in coming, but I believe it is high time that we have unveiled our cause to the world.

We are Team Neo Enigma, dedicated to the righteous cause of our predecessor without following the same, dark path our predecessors strayed down. Team Neo Enigma remains dedicated to the light, and shining a bright spotlight on the true dangers posed to this world by Glitches, Anomalies, and Glitch Pokemon.

Our Admins are as follows:

Neo Enigma Admin Emma-

Age: 21

Ghost specialist, devout Arcist, dedicated and passionate about spreading awareness and the Truth about Glitch Pokemon.

Neo Enigma Admin Taylor

Age: 28

Streaming Superstar Taylor TTV makes his triumphant return to Team Enigma!

Might want to get a less recognizable hairstyle next time

Just wanted to straighten out a couple rumors. So Team Neo Enigma has nothing to do with any kind of shadow government. We are literally just a research team. I don't even know how these kinda rumors started but here's the facts:

All our donations come from individuals! Most of em are only 1000 to 10000 poke at a time, you can see that in all our financial records, which we DO make public. Whatever people are saying about who's "really in control?" It's just us! Me and Emma, nothing else.

Haha no we're not dead yet.

I have never been on a date before.

It was very nice. We went to a coffee shop in Unova. It has been so hard to trust lately and finally it was as if I could really trust again.

I did not realize that being with another person could feel like this.

You know, no big deal, just doing my hero thing, no need to thank me.

how much did it cost you to figure that out? Cuz whatever it was is clearly too much. Honestly the things you’ve done are really nothing at all??

Like you framed a Pokemon for something it could not of done, interrogated someone who was mind controlled, have stated that you have purchased glitch Pokemon from “Doners” who prefer to remain anonymous, found out that wild Pokemon will protect their nests and will happily use abandoned buildings to do so, have repeatedly broken and entered into a place you were explicitly banned from. And when said ban is enforced you try to spin them as the bad guys???

Why are you still getting funding? Cuz like… you’ve only really harmed inter regional relations with Glitch City, and have tried to demonize wild pokemon for doing…. Normal wild pokemon things?

surely that funding could of been spent improving relations with Glitch City (as it would of yielded much better short term AND long term results than whatever it is your doing now)

We do not have any intention of improving relations with Glitch City. They have given us no reason to believe they would ever accept any goodwill of ours.

As for our donors. They are still in support of our current work.

One of our new recruits. Great guy. Real strong, lean, good muscle. Kinda on the quiet side.