Rose Turner

I'm sorry I sound so bitter, but people have been pretty rude today. 

Get rat poison or just kill it yourself, I mean, you could go crazy. It could get you or any other animals around that area sick and that’s never cool.

What would I kill it with? Oh god, that is shit crazy. 

Oh Christ… You should kill it. Definitely kill it.

The big question is... how?

You should probably kill it and hope it’s not diseased.

How do I do that? What will happened if it is diseased? 

You know I am very glad to hear that.

It's only cake anyway. It's all I can do to make a little girl happy. Do you think? Me, being popular among children? This has gotten me excited. 

Well as long as it’s cake you’re slicing and not people then of course. Otherwise I’m worried about your cakes.

Don't worry, I'm not trying to be the next Sweeny Todd. 

Surgeon, hm. I guess that can be compared to what I do. I slice cakes, and you slice people. It's sort of the same thing. 

Mmhmm. 

We can't disappoint a little girl, then! You've got to find our what is it that she likes. I'll try my best. Are you a doctor, or a nurse? 

I met this girl Mya who told me I should indulge every now and then, so If I get it all now I can monitor how much of it I eat. I’ll take one slice to eat now, can I have the others wrapped. And yes, a coffee would be excellent please.

Mya... hm, sounds like a girl I should meet. But a cup of coffee and a slice of cake! Here you go! I'll wrap the other two up too. I hope you'll enjoy the cake and coffee as much as I think you will. 

Oh, it sounds like heaven in the shape of delicious sweets. It’s been decided I will stop by very soon. May I know your name, so I know who to ask for?

My name's Rose, I'm always there so you can look for me. Would you like me to reserve a slice for you... Miss? 

Hm, we have baked 3 whole cakes but I believe we only have about two left. I may or may not have eaten one, or two. 

Really? That’s literally my favorite thing in the entire world. I’m beyond interested you don’t even understand how interested. How much is it? I’ll take like- three pieces. 

Three! Oh girl, you really know how to cease the opportunity, don't you? A cake lover always knows best. It's four pounds a slice, and would you like some coffee to go with it?