#brightonopen

Can Snails reverse?  I don't think I've ever seen one go backwards. Imagine if they are really fast in reverse, but no snail has ever tried it. 

Yes, we ran out of pies. 

"Have you seen the old man in the closed-down market, kicking up the paper with his worn out shoes? In his eyes you see no pride and held loosely at his side; yesterday's paper telling yesterday's news." Oliver sat on the beach playing his guitar, singing the words lowly to himself as he was lost in his own thoughts, his fingers playing his favourite song out of habit whenever he sat down like this. 

I think there's a rat in my apartment. 

Talk about an insane Music Festival! Glad to be back home in Brighton. What have I missed?

How many hospital visits do you think St.Mungo’s gets from people using engorgio spells on their dick?

If I ever plan on seeing the light of day ever again then I should probably cancel my subscription to Netflix. It should be considered one of the most addictive things on earth along with alcohol and drugs, I swear. I feel like I don't know anyone in this town anymore.