the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

i’m assuming canada has ticks so i’m just imagining the first time at the cottage hollanov coming back from a hike and shane’s like “okay strip” and ilya’s like “say less” and shane has to explain to him “no this isn’t about sex im now going to meticulously inspect your body for bugs.” and ilya’s like “and this isn’t supposed to be hot…?”

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name