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We’re talking terashits. We’re talking megafarts.

everything in supernatural is under explored except nick who was over explored and should have stayed dead and i hate him

all you new fandom members need to QUIET DOWN oh my god you're going to get us KILLED. we're happy to have you but if you keep talking about BULLSHIT like PUBLISHING fanfic for MONEY, Anne Rice is going to come back from the dead to KILL US. looking at YOU, maurauders fans, heated rivalry fans, byler fans...out here giving out interviews to news channels SHUT UP. we're going to have to start setting off firecrackers to keep the rent down.

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

biblically accurate barista

@batmanisagatewaydrug

scrolling back up after a long ass post to see who's guilty

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

we have two eyeballs to see in 3d. we have two ears to listen in stereo. we have two nostrils for like. fuck all i guess. its all connected anyway. who fucking cares. (looks it up) So that one of them can take a nap or something

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

ask our AI ass—i cannot overemphasize how much i will not be doing that

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not