it be like that

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

that fucker's not using his turn signal

Juvenile gazebo migrating to a new farmer's market.

majestic.

well that caught me off guard

Battle for dominance in the game dome

I did once have an incident where I was talking to this guy with tattooed eyeballs and demon horns implanted under his forehead, and saying “no, I don’t think we’ve met before, I would remember” (because how do you forget a guy with tattooed eyeballs??) and then his cat walked into the room and I was like “OH, okay yeah we’ve met.”

Is the monk required to take his clothes off before arresting someone or is that just what he’s like as a person?

Let's just say he was exiled for a reason.