im still laughing about this fucking gifset

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

seals are seriously so cute… slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap

this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend

honestly what the fuck does this mean

“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”

GOOD ADVICE

i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet

Huuuusband❤️

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

the beatles wish. they fucking WISH they had half as much cultural significance as my chemical romance

Or you could just… you know… ignore it?

does anyone ever do the opposite of dissociate?? where youre just suddenly and uncomfortably aware of your situation and reality 

more to the point why do i get that feeling when im sitting on top of my kitchen table watching a velveeta mac and cheese pack spin in the microwave for three and a half minutes and im just like I Exist I Am Here And Theres Nothing I Can Do About It 

big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill