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Through audacity, I can do all things. 😌🙏 . If you want to learn more about SIMON, you might just want to check out: Suneater, Bulwark, and soon to be Bloodsworn.

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Could I interest you in a friends-to-lovers, romantasy, magical academia packed weekly serial novel in which one is secretly the son of a villain who tried to destroy the world, and the other is the son of one of the most important High Elf families in the realm?

Read I Think I'm in Love with the Villain's Son and more premium Bl Community series now on Tapas!

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Trans Rights Readathon 2026

While all my books count because they're written by a trans author, these are four I'd like to highlight as they feature trans or nonbinary main characters! Some Assembly Required is a queer contemporary romance about a bisexual single dad of a trans kid who meets and falls in love with a trans cafe owner. It highlights joy, the importance of trans elders in trans youth lives, and how hatred is taught, not innate. It also has a wonderful audiobook narrated by the amazing @oliver_williams_audiobooks Monsters, Mayhem & Wild Magic is a queer dark fantasy romance about a trans monster hunter who is a member of an old, ostracized community that still reveres a Primordial thought to have betrayed mortals. A feisty sorcerer who's secretly a rogue investigator tumbles into his life and ends up pulling him on a wild goose chase that may just uncover hidden historical information. The Captain and the Guppy is a queer dark fantasy novella about the non-human pirate captain Hawke, who finds and saves the transmasc nonbinary sorcerer (Cedric) at a young age. Their relationship is strained, unspoken, and burdened by political weight as the world they exist on the edges of spirals into anarchy. Fey & Wolf is a queer dark fantasy novella about two silver-fox monster hunters who honestly just want to get married finally. One of them is an Elf with an immortality complex, and a lot of family issues, turned sword-swinging blacksmith. The other is a Human member of a thought lost Lycan diaspora that's not your typical shape-changing canine. It also has an audiobook out by the wonderful @shaunphennessy

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KICKSTARTER IS LIVE AND THE ONLY PLACE TO GET STRETCH GOALS!

Hi, I'm Noah!

I've been in the art and writing game for over 10 years and decided a few months ago that I wanted to release an oracle deck themed to my dark fantasy world. This is the world that three of my series are written in, and one of the three is coming to an end this June, so I figured now would be a really cool time to do so.

This Kickstarter will help cover my time making the decks and booklet, as well as the production cost of the decks themselves.

For more information about me, and my books that this is themed after, head over here: www.noahbodie.com

About the Oracle Deck

This oracle deck consists of 28 cards with matching backs featuring a lunar phase and a geometric design in a silver-to-white gradient (seen in one photo).

Each card is hand-crafted and assembled by me (a human) from the design and layout to the typography, and features accents in holographic silver foil (not shown in the mockups).

Each card in the deck measures 70 x 120mm. Each card in the deck is printed on 300g cardstock. Each card in the deck will feature holo-silver cold foil accents on the front.

Deck Options

You can choose between: Just the Deck or The Deck and eBooklet

Just the deck will include the 28-card oracle deck ONLY.

The deck and ebooklet combo will include the 28-card oracle deck AND an epub and PDF version of the information booklet, covering the deck, suggested spreads, and a few info drops on what inspired each card.

Timeline

Kickstarter Begins: March 12th Early Bird Pricing Ends: March 21st Kickstarter Ends: March 31st (with Late Pledges enabled) Card Production Starts: April 12th (when funds are fully cleared) Decks Ship Out: On or Before June 1st

This oracle deck is themed to my dark fantasy setting that several of my books take place within, Lusefell!

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To find out more, or how to get this month's perks OR just the short story: http://ko-fi.com/itsnoahbodie/tiers

Going forward, these will be announced on the 6th, and the mystery item will be teased and revealed closer to the end of the month, but ITS THE FIRST ONE AND I'M EXCITED SOOOOO APRIL'S THEME IS ... COZY PARANORMAL ROMANCE! Sadie brown is the youngest of an unbroken line of witches in Briar Lake. She has a simple, content life of mountain views and running a small bakery, Flour & Fauna, with her Maine Coon familiar, Bartok. One morning, her normal routine is altered by a wounded dog, or what she thought was a dog. To her surprise, it's actually a Lycan named Luka, and she finds herself suddenly more preoccupied with HIM instead of her shortbread cookies. This month's 3" sticker is a dried flower shortbread cookie with honey glaze. This month's 5x7 art print is of Luka & Sadie. This month's MYSTERY ITEM is a 2.5" acrylic keychain of one of Bartok's friends, a spectral cat named Pim.

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Going forward, these will be announced on the 6th, and the mystery item will be teased and revealed closer to the end of the month, but ITS THE FIRST ONE AND I'M EXCITED SOOOOO APRIL'S THEME IS ... COZY PARANORMAL ROMANCE! Sadie brown is the youngest of an unbroken line of witches in Briar Lake. She has a simple, content life of mountain views and running a small bakery, Flour & Fauna, with her Maine Coon familiar, Bartok. One morning, her normal routine is altered by a wounded dog, or what she thought was a dog. To her surprise, it's actually a Lycan named Luka, and she finds herself suddenly more preoccupied with HIM instead of her shortbread cookies. This month's 3" sticker is a dried flower shortbread cookie with honey glaze. This month's 5x7 art print is of Luka & Sadie. This month's MYSTERY ITEM is a 2.5" acrylic keychain of one of Bartok's friends, a spectral cat named Pim.

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Less than 24 hours remain, and something is coming on 2/23 at 12 PM EST.

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Hi friends. I have 18 SLOTS available across all offers for this, and I DO have a rush option available to guarantee that you'll have it in hand by Valentine's Day.

I'm about to fully open my books for 2026, so if you have been wanting to get on them, please reach out. My availability for being able to take on art has increased.

Slots are listed on my website, and can be grabbed there. There is a direct link RIGHT HERE, and I will accept V3nm0 and C@$h@pp if asked!

Hi friends. I have 18 SLOTS available across all offers for this, and I DO have a rush option available to guarantee that you'll have it in hand by Valentine's Day.

I'm about to fully open my books for 2026, so if you have been wanting to get on them, please reach out. My availability for being able to take on art has increased.

Slots are listed on my website, and can be grabbed there. There is a direct link RIGHT HERE, and I will accept V3nm0 and C@$h@pp if asked!

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Neurodivergence in Queer Romance Event!

Want to diversify your TBR this year? Check out the Neurodivergence in Queer Romance event! This multi-genre anthology aims to increase accurate, authentic, compassionate, and respectful representation of the vast and varied neurodivergent experience. Discover brand new novellas celebrating neurodivergence in queer romance, now available for free! All stories are by queer neurodivergent authors…

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I originally planned to drop this on Valentine's Day but with the weather this weekend on the East Coast being gross, I decided to drop it early and include it in KU for a limited time. So, if you like extra-spicy trans vampires, lots of nods to Irish folklore, and moody/gothic atmosphere ... Blood

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Misty Missteps Update!

The first full length session with my nerdy companions is up across the board for your listening pleasure!Campaign 1 – Session 1 – The Battle of Lahmar It is the heart of Winter of 1307, and the realm has found itself once again in the middle of a war between immortal beings. The world that existed before is no more, and the echoes of approaching armies and elemental retribution ring out over…

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Do YOU love dark fantasy romance and contemporary romance? Do YOU love human art and books? Do YOU like the thought of a community with optional release party nights, sneak peek meetings, and first access to never-before-seen books, art, and short stories? Do YOU like the potential to go on an adventure in book worlds? Hi, you should sign up for my street team, then. 😌🫶 Application Link: https://forms.gle/9GyZVxUobjyzjiCP7

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Street Team Applications Open!

Hi friends! I’m looking for a few dedicated street team members to kick off my (I know it’s crazy) but first-ever street team for MY work! 🙀🙀 To submit an application head on over here: CLICK HERE Street team members will get: A custom Discord server not only to talk with each other but to talk with me! I’ll probably be doing live calls every so often to talk about me, my books, my art, and…

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I don't think you all are READY. Some Assembly Required's audiobook is coming along, and @oliver_williams_audiobooks is KILLING it. I can't wait for you all to hear this in full, because what I've heard so far is *chefs kiss*.

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Commission Slot Openings for April-June

I have commission slots opened up and am booking for April through June! Full information can be found here: https://noahbodie.com/pages/commission-information

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Misty Missteps - Introductions & Session Teaser Drop

We’re officially pushed out across the world with player introductions and a ~5 minute teaser from episode one! You can find us here, on Spotify, Apple Podcasts and more: https://mistymissteps.buzzsprout.com/.Catch full episodes bi-weekly starting Friday, January 16th, 2026! 🎉❤️

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