it's me!!

Armand’s beauty is directly proportional to how insane he’s acting

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

washing machine time to human time converter online

it’s bullshit that being under this much stress has yet to awaken my latent psychic abilities

i wonder what my close and personal friend the vampire armand is up to these days

come back my scarab

please come back my scarab

i,m so fuckign sorryy my scarab

This the last straw: I just heard that the company that hired paramilitaries to assassinate union members in Colombia recently used generative AI in an ad

I think Louis spent his marriage to Armand trying very hard to never think about having a threesome with Lestat but I think Armand was fantasizing about it vividly regularly and miserably. Louis will catch himself thinking about lestat while fucking Armand and grit his teeth and assign himself three days of no blood as a test of his willpower and self control. Meanwhile armand has a decades long maladaptive daydream about being Loustat's son that they fuck

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

Daniel Molloy is such a funny character to me because in like any other situation he would be the worst guy in any room and yet he just keeps getting Saw Trapped by vampires so he gets to appear a lot more innocent because he's being graded on a curve 😭

algebra is honestly funzies when you know what youre doing it’s like a puzzle that you feel smart for solving. however when you don’t know what you’re doing it becomes a challenge called who can turn into a feral dog and bite things fastest and brother i always win

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me