being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

I am those girls

if anyone EVER asks why you like beyonce or they say they don’t understand the hype… just show them this 

Well there goes my tears😭

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

when i die just remember i don’t care

This is how I flirt

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

I’m

astrology isnt real but every positive thing written about my sign is true 

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

“you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am