The Plump Mushroom Princess

Sounds, and smells, like Daisy had a bit too much Thanksgiving dinner... Don’t worry, folks. Her food will settle by Monday.

I’ve gotta say, the little guy has potential, more than Waluigi ever could have. Even his master, Bowser, is surprised that he made it in Smash.

I really hate to see my Mario this upset because he didn’t cameo in the Wreck-it Ralph sequel. I hope the film gets panned.

Just the thought of Bowser trying on the Super Crown makes me want to retch.

Toadsworth used a few Mini Mushrooms to shrink himself into my body and found out why I wasn’t feeling good: A fly seemed to have lodged itself up my nose and into my brain just before I entered Beach City. Now, I’m just as well and flatulent as ever.