Vault 20

Met someone for the first time and next thing you know I’m on the FUCKING ground with my hands cuffed behind my back for more than TWO HOURS ! Next thing I know the cops retrieve Guns , Coke , MJ , Big ASS box of Fake ID’s , Fake ID maker , and THOUSANDS of dollars worth of FAKE bills . 

YES I WAS HELLA SHITTING MY SELF !!! 

I was able to be let go with no charges and be free as shit , because I’m sitting there clueless as fuck liiike , I just met a mutha-fuka .

1 . ) Everyone is Gold digger 

2 . ) You pick shit up with your feet sometimes , cause your ass too lazy to bend down at the time .

3 .) When your’e taking a shower and really need to pee .. You getting out or nah ? 

4 . ) Nah 

5 . ) When you get in your car , or drive alone at night you check your back seat to make sure no one is creepin back in that shit . 

6 . )  Pretended to hear what someone’s said after making them repeat it three times because you can’t bear to make them say it again.

7 . ) That time when you said, “No, thank you” to the offer of a drink, and then realized you were thirsty as shit .