SARCASM

You’re so stupid your IQ and shoe size are the same.

Sometimes I wonder if people act stupid on purpose, no one can really be that dumb, right?

Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.

Oh I’m sorry, am I supposed to care about your feelings?

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you the worst advice possible.

Talk is cheap, but that's okay, so are you.

When I ask how you are, I don't really want an answer.

Don't you ever just wish you could erase people?

Don't be ashamed of who you are, that's your parent's job

So cry me a river and fucking drown in it, bitch

you may be loaded but you can't buy class, hun

Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe

Try putting on some more makeup, who knows, maybe it'll cover up that ugly personality of yours

Guys who think periods are gross are pathetic, I'm sure you mother was hoping for hers but got you instead. Tragic.