Man has the life of butterflies

I really wish there was an option on those Customer Service Surveys that says specifically, “The representative I spoke to was lovely and helpful and deserves all of the raises but I think that you, as a corporation, should die in a fire.”

corporations are fun.

let’s all take a break from the discourse to celebrate the fact that aubrey plaza came out as bisexual

i’ll celebrate when she actually dates a woman

bisexual women in the public eye - or bi girls in general - don’t have to publicly date other women to prove that they’re a Real Bi. fuck off and shut up

I just had this realization that Kit Kats used to be wrapped in foil and have paper labels and I’m reeling that I remembered this and that I lived through the transition to plastic wrappers.

oh my god you’re right were the foil wrappers in the Berenstein universe??

apparently they haven’t had foil wrappers since 2001? what the hell? I could have sworn I had one more recently then that… 

I buy multipacks and they’re in foil and paper wrapping (in the UK)

Who took this picture!?  This absolutely PERFECT picture???  It is just… so… perfect.  Distilled autumn pastoral fantasy.  The colorful mushroom, the curl of the fern and flowers, the muted background foliage, the beady eyes and precise whiskers of the tiny squeakbeast!!!  Unreal.  Wow.

who is she

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

Hey look it’s my catsuit!

not only are plus size models heavily retouched, but they also have to wear padding to make their curves curvier so that we hate ourselves for not having exaggerated curves on our beautiful lumpy bodies.

This is super important and belongs on my fashion blog. Don’t you ever feel ashamed, because your fat doesn’t look like the model fat! It’s the fashion industries fault for not being able to dress actual people!

Click through! The samples of different sizes and views from front and back are very informative, and the writers’ comments are hysterically funny.