chapstick or bust

just saw something that said that the problems between callie and shauna lie in the fact that callie is just at the point in her life where she is maturing past the point where shauna is stuck. woah.

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

“No, they are not like this in canon. Did you watch the show?” Do you know how to have fun? You sound like a rude loser telling other people their way of enjoying and headcanoning fictional characters is wrong. If you’re gonna be miserable, at least mind your own business and let people have fun damn

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, witch. I wasn't listening when it was being written down and I am also not listening now.

Definitley happened 🙂‍↕️

stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

the thing about tumblr is that I'm so entrenched here that they can make stupid ugly updates to the site all they want. I'll just sign in and go "ugh fine, I'll work around it" and then continue to post things I wouldn't even tell a therapist.