Xendra

I hardly jeff the know ‘er

so im having a piss in the bathroom (where its supposed to go…) and these vaping godless wenches think the sound of my tinkle warrants a giggle. does anyone know how to get me in contact with some powerful etsy witches for a cheap and swift vengeance

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

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Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

self diagnosed dead wife

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.