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a lot of people in the r/antiwork have renamed it ‘acting your wage’ which is an excellent way to frame it

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

if this ever happens press shift+delete when it tries to autofill the wrong url

#thanks: the tweet was highly relatable but the comment was life-changing

whatever you expect of me.. unexpect it

“only karens ask for refunds” is pro-corporation propaganda. if they don’t give me what i want they’re giving me my money back and that doesn’t make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, you’re just cucked by stupid reddit memes

This. Vast difference between “having a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide what’s been paid for” and “abusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.”