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people who can graciously hide that they donāt like people are so terrifying. last year while working on tech for a play i asked my friend how he became friends with another guy on the crew and he got quiet, looked straight into my soul and said āheās not my friend. i fucking hate him.ā i lost 5 years of my life
A I R Ā S I G N S
I hate this post because I am an air sign and I donāt see how this stuff is terrifying. This is just, you know, how you do.
Youāve got something that needs to get done, it doesnāt really matter if you like a person, you can still treat them well and be kind to them in order to make things go smoothly. Just because I hate someone doesnāt mean they need to know it.
This just in, only air signs act like fucking adults
THE MOST PURE!!!
me: the weather is gorgeous today! person: itās storming??? me: yes
you lose me when you make me feel like iām not important to you.

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if we date iāll probably stare at you a lot, I like to admire whatās mine.
Flirt with me wtf
āI donāt think Iāll get over his smile. To be honest, I donāt want to.ā
ā -3 am thoughts (via suspend)
your eyesā¦
65 Questions You Aren't Used To
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
3. The person you would never want to meet?
4. What is your favorite word?
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
7. What shirt are you wearing?
8. What do you label yourself as?
9. Bright room or dark room?
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
11. Favorite age youāve been so far?
12. Who told you they loved you last?
13. Your worst enemy?
14. What is your current desktop picture?
15. Do you like someone?
16. The last song you listened to?
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
23. What is one unique thing youāre afraid of?
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. āBe brand-specificā it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you donāt drink booze thereās something you can figure out⦠so whatās it gonna be?
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?Ā
29. What is your favorite expletive?
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Donāt worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So whatās the one thing youāre going to save from that blazing inferno?
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit⦠you can move to anywhere else in the world!
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnāt think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
34. What was your last dream about?
35. Are you a goodā¦.[insert anything youād like here]?
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
38. What is the color of your socks?
39. What type of music do you like?
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
43. Do you have any scars?
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
46. Are you reliable?
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
48. Do you hold grudges?
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
50. What is the most unusual conversation youāve ever had?
51. Are you a good liar?
52. How long could you go without talking?
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
56. What do you like on your toast?
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
58. What would be you dream car?
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
60. Do you believe in aliens?
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
64. What do you think about babies?
65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.
ASK ME THESE. ONE AT A TIME

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Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)
This is my favorite thing to exist
all the gays when this song comes on in the club
Like Irondad, like Spiderson.
imagine.. someone liking you.. romantically
POUR ONE OUT FOR COMRADE OPPORTUNITYĀ
and send a thank you postcard to the Opportunity team for all their hard work!
Lmao
modern art
Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? Iāve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still donāt know what they are saying half the time, but it doesnāt seem to matter because iāve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour ā¦
what the fuck is this from i gotta know
itās called letterkenny and itās about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.
I read the bit about not being able to parse whatās being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire lifeĀ Iām not sure iāve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actorsĀ using it
My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. Itās scary accurate for hick town Ontario (itās based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that theyāve recognized themselves while watching.
ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM
Distribute some free literature.
I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. Itās so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent
Iām just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right hereā¦
annnnnnd hereās all of season one
annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two
Donāt say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.
SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY
I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT.Ā
THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

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somebody sign Walter NOW. give him a GRAMMY.
My fucking lungs canāt with this
let walter SPEAK
Walters fucking vibrato š¤£š
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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Iām dead at his face in the last one like āDid you even try?ā
And then when he gets pushed heās like āWait no let him try!ā
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG ITāS BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, āOkay, Iāll be perfectly still and weāll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like Iām giving you a head start.ā Heās more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U donāt fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: āNot bloody likely.ā And tried to kick him.