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@natalieironside what's it like being one of the funniest mother fuckers on the planet?

Alfred died in 899, and his bones were repeatedly moved. He was buried in Winchester Cathedral until 1110, when his remains were moved to Winchester's Hyde Abbey, where they were interred before the high altar between the bodies of his wife and son. The abbey was demolished after the dissolution of the monasteries in 1539, and the place was left in ruins. In 1866, during construction of a workhouse on the site, the English antiquarian John Mellor excavated the area, found what he thought were Alfred's bones and had them reburied at nearby St. Bartholemew’s Church. But in 2013, when archaeologists exhumed and carbon-dated the bones from St. Bartholomew’s churchyard, they proved to date from over 200 years after Alfred’s death - sparking Graham's interest and search. He said: "Whoever’s bones they were, they weren’t Alfred’s. So, I decided to discover what happened to them. "The quest has taken me 13 years.”

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

HEY !!!!

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

Yes, every single fucking page is written like this.

The author is a man in his 30s, btw.

I know this reads like it has to be a parody, but the author is a literary fiction content creator (in his words) with tons and tons of videos talking about the craft of writing and plugging his book. He does chapter readings as well. If it's parody, it's the most committed to the bit I've ever seen someone be.

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

- i CAN do this anymore