˗ˏˋ ꒰Aera꒱ ˎˊ˗

‧₊˚ ┊ One wouldn't think it upon a glance, but Vil is actually quite a big fan of animated films! He did some voice work for a few movies and shows when he was younger, and it was during that time that he grew to love the art form. While Vil isn't an animator himself, he greatly appreciates the time and effort they put into their craft and thinks very highly of those in the industry! I mean all this to say, Vil would certainly be a covert Disney fan. (While he quite likes the animated movies, he cannot stand any of the live action remakes — he just doesn't see the point in them.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Vil is by no means one of those Disney adult types. Don't get me wrong, he will absolutely make sure his management team gets him a seat at the premiere of their next big film, but he's not gonna be Disney bounding or collecting merch. Well, he has some merch, specifically multiple original animation cells that he keeps in pristine condition. (They're lowkey his pride and joy, but if you ask he'll just say he's a collector lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Of course, Vil is very much supportive of your adoration for Disney! He would love to invite you to join him as his plus one when one of their new movies premieres, but he doesn't want to expose you to his fans and the public eye. To make up for it, he'll buy you all the merch your heart desires! Be it cute accessories, blind boxes, trinkets, or whatever else, if you want it, consider it yours. Vil would also love to go to a Disney park with you, but he'd, obviously, be recognized and swarmed with you in tow. Thankfully, he can pull some strings and get you both into the park either before or after hours so you can spend some time together enjoying the attractions without being hounded by nosy fans. (Yes, he will wear matching Mickey ears with you, but only because he loves you because otherwise, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing those things lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Idia just doesn't get it. Disney and everything it puts out is soooooooo overrated in his humble opinion. He remembers vaguely enjoying some of the movies as a kid, but he grew out of that a looooooong time ago. Now, he just sees Disney as a corporate entity rather than a creative entity. Idia is a hater, plain and simple. When it comes to you, though, he'll bite his tongue and keep his opinions to himself. (While he generally has a less-than-positive view of Disney, he makes no attempt to squash your love for the company.)

‧₊˚ ┊ The closest thing Idia's gotten to liking Disney is from playing Kingdom Hearts. He had a relatively positive opinion of the games, but the lore was way too complicated and the assortment of Disney characters kinda took him out of it. Still, Idia will totally sit and let you watch him replay all the games — he's playing everything from the three main games to Re:Chain of Memories, 358/2 Days, Dream Drop Distance and the like — just because he thinks you'd like them, since they prominently feature Disney characters. (Idia absolutely hatessssss Donald by the way, like every time that duck opens his mouth his hair flashes a bright red lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Idia isn't exactly anti-Disney, but his negative outlook on the company doesn't stop him from wanting to make you happy. He definitely feels bad that he can't bring himself to leave his room and venture to one of the hot, crowded, overstimulating Disney parks, so he tries his best to make it up to you in other ways. He gives you his card so you can buy whatever Disney merch you want, whenever you want. As cringey as he finds most Disney movies to be, he will, on occasion, sit and watch one with you if you ask him nicely enough. (He will deny liking any of the movies you watch together, but if you look closely, you might notice that over time, his dislike isn't as strong as he claims it is lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Due to the relative isolation Malleus grew up in, it took him quite some time to actually sit down and watch his first movie. In all honesty, he didn't find it to be very special, especially since he could easily conjure up moving pictures and the like using his magic. Animated movies were similarly lackluster to him, but he could at least commend their artistry and dedication to their craft. However, what did stir Malleus' heart was your love for these films. (He just likes seeing you happy, even if that happiness comes from something that he's not the biggest fan of.)

‧₊˚ ┊ While Malleus doesn't really see the appeal of Disney and its movies, he will absolutely sit and binge-watch them with you. He will pretend he's above watching pictures move on a screen, but he will sit there and let you play all your favorite movies just so he can cuddle up with you and share popcorn or other snacks. Malleus finds it cute when you quote lines from whatever you're watching and will look at you with stars in his eyes whenever you burst out into a musical number, even if you're terribly off-key. (He will absolutely mog you when it comes to singing, so don't try to get him to join in unless you want to get totally outclassed vocally lol.)

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Trey Clover!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Trey as your match because we believe that his caring and supportive nature is exactly what you're looking for in a partner! Heartslabyul's Vice Housewarden is as gentle and compassionate as they come, and we have no doubt that he is ready and willing to help you with your struggles. Trey is by no means a mental health expert, but he has no problem expending his knowledge in that field to better assist you! He holds none of your mental health struggles against you and will absolutely never judge you for them. Trey can be a bit of a mother hen, but he doesn't baby you whatsoever. Comforting you is the first thing on his mind, but he understands that it's not something you enjoy and will instead offer silent support or what he hopes is useful advice. Trey knows that despite you being somewhat sheltered, that you're not naive or incapable in any way and completely respects your autonomy in every regard. Still, you'll find that he genuinely enjoys tending to you. Trey doesn't mind helping you keep up with your hygiene or reminding you to eat and stay hydrated, so never feel like you're being a burden to him. He knows you can be stubborn at times, but he encourages you to be more gentle with yourself. Trey appreciates that you try your best to stay strong for others, but you too need a break from trying to keep it together all the time. He, too, values communication and while he much prefers face-to-face discussion, he's happy to accommodate for your dislike of it. All Trey really wants is for you to trust him enough to open up, and he'll do what he must to make sure you're comfortable with doing so. He, admittedly, will feel very guilty if he doesn't notice your declining mental health and will partially blame himself for not intervening if you so happen to relapse. Trey, of course, will never make these situations about himself, and will focus entirely on getting you to a place where you don't feel like you need to hurt yourself. He, obviously, does everything he can to keep you in good spirits, and that includes encouraging you to participate in your hobbies more often! Trey is relatively friendly with Rook, so he can hook you up with the hunter if you want to get back into archery and he, himself, is happy to join you in the kitchen to do some cooking and baking! Trey doesn't mind that you're a picky eater or that you can't handle sweets that well, but he is perfectly fine with tailoring and tweaking recipes to your tastes! With your anemia, he's very careful about making sure you get enough iron in your diet as well as any other vitamins and nutrients you might need. Trey is basically your human reminder system when it comes to making sure you take your meds because the last thing he wants is for your organs to start failing. He's also very good about taking care of you when you have a migraine, limiting your exposure to any bright lights and loud sounds until the pain goes away. Overall, Trey is a deeply compassionate and loving guy who we sincerely hope will bring an abundance of light, love, and joy to your life!

Hey, Moth.

I'm not really sure how to start this off, but I just wanted to let you know that I'm always here for you.

I know things aren't always easy for you and that's alright.

I'll do whatever I can to support you, so please, don't ever feel like you can't come to me.

No one is meant to beat the weight of the world on their own, and I'll gladly shoulder the burden with you.

You're feelings — the good and the bad — matter to me, you matter to me, and I want to make sure you know that nothing will ever change that.

It won't always be easy, but even in your darkest moments, I'll be there to help pull you back into the light.

Always remember: you matter, not just to me, but to countless others.

I love you, and I'm so incredibly proud of you and how far you've come,

Trey ♧

‧₊˚ ┊ Minajael has been surrounded by knights for basically all his life. Most join a royal household, big or small, the moment they graduate from squire to fill fledged knight. There's a stability in being beneath a banner — food, decent pay, and shelter — but at the same time, it strips away some freedom. It's give and take, in a sense, but it's not for everyone. (Still, most choose the path of formal knighthood for its clear benefits.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Some, like yourself, take the oath of a knight, but swear no fealty to any one lord or house. Hedge knights such as yourself lack the… prestige allotted to their 'official' counterparts. No one thinks of you when they imagine a night. No, they think of shiny armor, polished swords, and flowing capes. For a hedge knight, such things are a luxury.

‧₊˚ ┊ You see, since hedge knights aren't formally employed by any lord or house, money can be quite hard to come by. It is up to those a hedge knight serves — the everyday people — to compensate them accordingly or sometimes not at all. Such is the life of a hedge knight; one bound by a duty to be brave, be just, and protect the innocent. (Thankfully, most people are kind enough to at least offer food or other goods if they can't pay with money.)

‧₊˚ ┊ It is by no means a position with recognition or prestige, but it is one that brings you great satisfaction and fulfillment nonetheless. While your disillusionment with the formalities of knighthood led you to walk that rarely trodden path, you hold no ill will towards those who would lend their swords to some greater cause. In fact, you get along quite well with Sebek and Silver despite them being sworn to Malleus and, in turn, House Draconia. In your experience, most sworn knights look down on you for being a vagabond of sorts, but they only ever judge you by the strength of your resolve and your skill with a sword. (No matter what, you're brothers in arms even if your swords are lent to different causes!)

‧₊˚ ┊ Now, back to Minajael! Hedge knights, while incredibly rare, are not a new concept to him. There have been few who have visited the royal court, lending their services to his family for a time before leaving to continue their work. Some stayed, taking the official oath to join the royal knights, but most took their leave after their contractual obligations were complete. (If he remembers correctly, a few hedge-knights-turned royal-guardsmen are still employed by his family to this day.)

‧₊˚ ┊ In his younger years, Minajael found himself jealous of the hedge knights that would come and go from the palace. They could go wherever they wanted, do as they pleased, and help the people of the land along the way. It was the freedom he craved — the absence of pressure, of expectations, of responsibilities, and of anything to do with being prince. So, when he met you, a knight with the freedom to roam as they pleased, Minajael was, admittedly, jealous of you too. (He didn't hide it very well, though. Minajael wears his emotions on his face and doesn't try to hide what he's feeling at all.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Minajael very quickly got over his jealousy of you, instead, taking a great interest in the tales of your travels throughout Twisted Wonderland. He literally has you sit for hours upon hours — with bathroom, hydration, and snack breaks, of course — listening to you talk about your various escapades as a hedge knight. Minajael's personal favorite is how you once found yourself in the company of a young boy who you took to squire, only to later find out that he was a prince belonging to the Queendom of Rose's royal family! (Minajael is familiar with the boy in question, and he can confirm that he is quite the little troublemaker!)

‧₊˚ ┊ Through these tales, Minajael could experience the freedom he'd longed for since his youth. You were a breath of fresh air in many senses. Not only did you open his eyes to the wonders of the world outside his gilded cage, but you — despite the power and class difference between the two of you — treated him like a normal person. Of course, you were formal in the beginning, but you dropped 'my prince' and 'your grace' very quickly after Minajael insisted that you simply call him by his name. (Most continue to refer to him formally despite his assurances that he preferred them not to, so he's beyond thankful that you didn't just dismiss him.)

‧₊˚ ┊ The closeness between a prince and his knight is the kind of thing spoken about in poems, songs, stories and the like. You, however, were not Minajael's knight. You weren't sworn to him or his house, but you were his in a different way. He would never seek to bind himself to you through a knightly oath of fealty. Your freedom is your own, and Minajael would never dare to strip you of it just to keep you close to his heart. Instead, he let the affection between the two of you blossom slowly, but surely, over many deep conversations, shared secrets, and whispered confessions. (Minajael has never been as honest with someone as he's been with you. He trusts you with every fiber of his being, which isn't very easy for him to do.)

‧₊˚ ┊ For you, Minajael would abandon his title, leave behind his life, and start a new one with you. One where the weight of being prince doesn't weigh so heavily on his shoulders. One where he can go wherever he pleases with the one he loves by his side. One where he can go where he pleases. One where he can see everyday people, talk to them, and help them in a way he couldn't from atop the throne. He made the suggestion to you on more than one occasion with a glimmer in his eyes and a spark of hope in his heart. While you never gave a concrete yes or no — only a 'maybe' or 'perhaps one day' — Minajael hopes that you'll make his wildest dreams come true. (If anyone can help him attain this future he so desperately craves, it's you.)

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Idia Shroud!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Idia as your match because we feel that both your interests and personalities align quite nicely! Ignihyde's Housewarden is as introverted as they come, so he certainly matches your attitude in that regard. Like you, Idia is somewhat jaded and always worries about being looked at differently because of the Shroud family curse. He's been made fun of for his pale, gaunt appearance and his flaming hair for all his life, so he completely understands why you'd be guarded around people he doesn't know very well. Similarly to you, Idia does have his more extroverted moments! When it comes to talking about his interests or bragging about his intellect, he loses every ounce of reservation he once had! Idia can be very enthusiastic when he's discussing something he's passionate about, which means conversations between the two of you have a tendency to get pretty loud! By the way, you don't have to worry about him thinking your laugh is 'weird'. Idia quite literally cackles like an old hag when he finds something funny, so he's not gonna judge you at all in the slightest! The two of you are THE nerdy couple! Idia likes all the things you like! He's a bit embarrassed to admit that he likes romance anime, but will sit down and binge-watch an entire twelve episode series with you, no hesitation. Also, Idia is a huge gacha game whale — well, maybe kraken would be a better comparison given the sheer amount of money he's spent on the many games he plays. Being the lovely and generous boyfriend he is, Idia will, of course, let you use his card for all of your gacha purchases. In fact, use his card for anything you want — clothes, shoes, games, books, manga, plushies, perfume, posters, figures, and whatever else your heart desires! Like you, Idia hates studying and only really 'attends' — if you can even call it that — class so he doesn't get marked as truant. He's highly intelligent and easily aces all his classes — other than PE, of course — with very little effort. If you ever need help with a particular subject, Idia is happy to help, so don't be afraid to ask! He really appreciates how kind and open-minded you are. Idia can definitely be a bit closed off and prickly, but your understanding nature helps him feel a lot less self-conscious! On a lighter note, you've met your match when it comes to collecting things! Idia mostly collects merch from his favorite games and anime — and his favorite idol group, Premo — and is happy to monetarily contribute to expanding your collection! His love language is most definitely gift giving, so expect lots and lots of expensive and hard to find merch as presents from him! Idia doesn't leave his room very often, but he would absolutely love spending time in yours! Similarly to his room, yours is decorated from floor to ceiling, which makes it feel somewhat homey to him despite it being outside of his small bubble. The only time you'll ever get him to leave is room if you invite him to hang out in yours. It is our sincere belief that you and Idia are two peas in a pod, and for that reason we believe that the two of you will get along spectacularly for a long time to come!

Baileyyyyyy!!!

I think I'm gonna crashout!

You know that limited edition lottery figure I told you I signed up to get?

Well, the drawing was today, and I totally didn't win it! (´；ω；`)

I mean, I thought my luck stat was high enough to guarantee I'd win, but it looks like it was wayyyy lower than I thought.

I used literally like, a hundred alt accounts, but not a single one ended up winning.

Now I have to search for it secondhand from shitty scalpers that double the price.

It's not the money that I'm pissed about, it's the mere principle of it, you know?

Grrrrrrrr, I’m mad just thinking about it! ( ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

Anyway, I was writing this to ask if you minded coming over to take my mind off this huge L.

I can come over to yours too, either way, I just wanna see you and stop thinking about all this bullshit.

I'm in desperate need of your comfort thanks to this negative mood debuff,

Idia (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) 

‧₊˚ ┊ Ruggie is constantly on that grind, hustling and working his tail off not only with his studies, but with his part-time jobs and duties around Savanaclaw as well. Motivation is not a struggle for him, but he can understand not having it in you to finish something you've started. In all honesty, he sometimes just wants to dodge his responsibilities and put them off until later, but he never actually ends up doing so. (Leona, please give this poor hyena a day off, he deserves it.)

‧₊˚ ┊ As previously stated, Ruggie is a pretty busy guy, so he doesn't always have the time to check in and make sure you're on track. Of course, he'd love to have all the time in the world to sit by your side and keep you motivated, but his life just doesn't allow for that. (The universe does not want him spending time with his girlfriend fr.)

‧₊˚ ┊ On the rare occasion that Ruggie does have some free time, he'll stick around and urge you to complete some of your projects! He's not intense about it, and will kinda just suggest that you go back and wrap things up. If the motivation isn't there, then Ruggie will do his best to sort of hype you up and get you in the mood to tackle those unfinished projects of yours!

‧₊˚ ┊ Writing isn't his strong suit, but he'll happily read over anything you've written to help you catch any errors or give you ideas on want you might want to add! Similarly, he knows just about nothing about painting, but will do what he can to make it easier for you to finish a piece! Bracelet making is, surprisingly, something Ruggie has done before! He used to make little beaded bracelets and necklaces with the other kids in his neighborhood when he was younger, so he's definitely a huge help in this area.

‧₊˚ ┊ While Ruggie may not have all the time in the world to devote to making sure you stay motivated, he takes what time he can to make sure you at least finish what you started! If he can, then he'll help you out, and if he's out of his depth, then he'll stay back and encourage you instead!

‧₊˚ ┊ If you think you're procrastinating is bad, then you haven't met Hall of Fame procrastinator Mr. Floyd Leech. This eel quite literally still had late assignments from his freshman year that he swears he'll get to one of these days. (He's lying. All men do is lie lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Floyd loves you — you're his girlfriend, his shrimpy — but he does not help your tendency to procrastinate. He's the type of boyfriend to do everything in his power to distract you from your projects because he wants your attention. (You'd swear he's a needy little puppy and not an overgrown eel lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ That being said, Floyd can be supportive when he sees you losing motivation. It all depends on his mood, to be honest. One day, he's snatching your textbook out of your hands and pulling you into an affectionate squeeze, and the next he's staring you down and making sure you finish what you set out to do.

‧₊˚ ┊ If need be, Floyd will step in and help you himself. You're on your own when it comes to any assignments — unless he's in the mood to do some academics — bit he's happy to assist you with your painting and bracelet making. Floyd really likes the bracelets you make and will absolutely wear a few himself, so he's primed to get in on the action and lend a hand when you need him to! Painting might not be his strong suit, so he'll stick to washing your brushes and mixing colors for you as you need them!

‧₊˚ ┊ Floyd's helpfulness is as finicky as his mood. It's unpredictable and changes on a dime, but when he sets his mind to it, he is not only a good motivator, but a helping hand too! (He expects you to help him squeeze him as payment for him helping you out. If he's feeling greedy, then he'll ask you to let him bite you once or twice too lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ You and Idia are in the same boat, to be honest. He's got a million different ideas bouncing around in his head and just as many things distracting him, which leave a lot of his projects half finished. He always swears he'll get around to finishing them, and sometimes he does, but it doesn't happen often. (He's got a half-built teleportation machine somewhere that he's been putting off for years now lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Naturally, Idia isn't the best at making sure you finish your projects, but he tries his best. He has a bunch of reminders set for himself, so he'll go out of his way to set up some for you too! Whether they work or not, obviously, depends on your motivation, but at least Idia is doing what he can. (He's trying his best, so cut him some slack, alright?)

‧₊˚ ┊ Idia too actually struggles with motivation, so he completely understands losing the will to do something halfway through completing it. Usually, Ortho is the one to come around and pull him out of his funk, but sometimes even that doesn't work. All this is to say, Idia totally gets where you're coming from and isn't at all judging you. (We love when a boyfriend supports his girlfriend unconditionally lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Idia is a smart guy, so he's happy to check over and read your writing as a way of encouraging you to finish what you started! Creative stuff like painting and bracelet making, however, aren't his area of expertise. So, Idia won't be of much help in this area, but he'll do what he can to encourage you to take the steps to finish whatever you started working on! 

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Idia Shroud!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Idia as your match because we believe that not only do your interests align, but so do your personalities! As you likely know, Ignihyde's Housewarden is a certified gamer. Idia dabbles in pretty much every genre, but he, like you, particularly enjoys RPGs! He also really likes visual novels, but is a bit embarrassed to admit as much, since most of the ones he plays are dating sims. That being said, Idia is more than happy to game with you, be it a co-op situation or one of you back-seating while the other plays on their own. He gets flustered very easily, but he loves holding you close during these instances of you spending time together. Idia is very shy about asking for affection, so he thanks The Fates that you can take the initiative by resting your head on his shoulder. He loves how smiley, and giggly you can be, and if he's being honest, the sound of your laugh makes butterflies erupt in his stomach. Idia too can be pretty quiet at times, so he can't blame you for being more reserved and shy at times. It's honestly a relief to him that you're not more outgoing, since he's such an extreme introvert. Getting back to hobbies, Idia is quite supportive of yours! Whether it be drawing, music, or gaming, he is happy to support your endeavors however he can! Usually, this is in the way of his buying you whatever you may need — the Shroud family fortune is of no use just lying around and collecting dust — but he will also go out of his way to invent things for you to help in your creative pursuits! This goes without saying, but Idia will, of course, let you use his card to go on shopping sprees whenever you want! He kinda has a similar style to yours, but he doesn't leave his room enough to wear any of his own clothes, so you're free to raid his closet and steal what you want! Idia appreciates how supportive you are of him, since he doesn't really feel like he gets that from people in his life — besides Ortho, of course. He's a bit socially inept, so on the rare occasion that he does venture out into the world, he appreciates your ability to read a room. Idia, too, has a tendency to keep his emotions bottled up, which might cause some conflict in your relationship. Idia is incredibly stubborn, so more often than not, you'll have to be the one to take the initiative when it comes to making up and talking things out. Now, your jealousy is another story. Idia actually likes it when you get jealous. It's a bit of an ego boost, and it makes him feel wanted, but he doesn't ever give you much reason to ever be jealous. Also, don't worry about picking your nose, he does the same thing, so he's not gonna get the ick or anything. Before you, Idia had resigned himself to forever playing solo, but he's incredibly glad to have you as his player two.

Hey, Player Two.

So, I thought I'd try to write you a letter since you've given me so many in the past.

I'm more used to typing, so forgive me if my handwriting isn't the most legible.

I don't really know what to talk about, but I'll try my best to make this something actually meaningful.

I guess I'll take this time to tell you that I miss you.

As I'm writing this, it's only been a few hours since you left, but I already wish you were here.

I've been lying in bed with my face in my pillow, chasing the faint traces of your shampoo on the fabric.

You left your hoodie too — I fell asleep while holding it.

I dreamed of you too, but I can't really remember what it was about, only that you were there and that was enough for me to wake up happy.

Anyway, this has kinda gotten weird, so I should probably wrap things up before I really make a fool of myself.

I love you, and I hope you don't think I'm creepy after reading this.

XOXO,

Idia

‧₊˚ ┊ Azul is by no means socially unaware, but he just can't comprehend that you'd want to go out of the way to be friends with him. To him, friendships have always been a deal of sorts, a quid pro quo, if you will. Most people only go out of their way to get close and butter Azul up if they want something. I mean, even Floyd and Jade only stick around to suit their own needs, so he, obviously, assumes the same can be said about you. (Poor guy has trust issues, so give him some grace here.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Your nonchalant approach to befriending Azul doesn't make him any less suspicious of your motives. He's used to people trilling over themselves to get on his good side with gifts, flattery, and the like, but you're… different. You come around and act — rather poorly, he might add — like it's not obvious that you're seeking him out.

‧₊˚ ┊ You linger and try to make small talk with Azul, trying desperately to make some sort of good impression to no avail. For a long while, he doesn't give you the time of day, but that eventually changes. Once Azul realizes that you're genuinely just interested in being friends with him, the tables are turned, and suddenly he's the one trying to impress you!

‧₊˚ ┊ When Azul wants something, he'll do everything within his power to obtain it. When it comes to earning your friendship, he finds himself doing things he, otherwise, would never even think of doing. For example, he tries to impress you during PE class by flying high and doing a little trick, which quite literally almost made him piss his pants. Azul expected all sorts of praise and admiration from you when he landed, but all he got was a nod of approval and a thumbs-up. (He was absolutely devastated and almost fell to his knees right then and there. To be fair, his legs were rather wobbly from the fear still coursing though his veins from flying so high lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Azul's mother once told him that the quickest way to someone's heart is through their stomach, so he, of course, tries to earn your friendship through food! He'll call you over to Mostro Lounge to taste test new dishes and drinks he's thinking about adding to the menu — completely free of charge, by the way! Floyd and Jade always linger behind the bar, snickering and whispering to themselves as they watch you respond with simple praise time and time again. (Once again, Azul is devastated, but at least the twins are having fun lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Now, to pretty much anyone else, it would be obvious that Azul is trying his damnedest to befriend you. However, your own difficulty expressing your emotions makes it less obvious to you. In your mind, Azul is just being nice — even though the mere thought of being genuinely kind without anything in return is entirely out of character for him — and doesn't actually see you as a true friend.

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Riddle Rosehearts!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Riddle as your match because we believe that his steadfast and determined and determined attitude perfectly commitments your own! In simple terms, the two of you are a power couple! Although you may not be a part of the student council, Riddle basically considers you his unofficial vice-president. Yes, that title technically belongs to Azul, but he likes you much more than that sneaky cephalopod. Riddle deeply admires how hardworking you are and if he's being honest, it's what first attracted him to you! Your constant vying to improve yourself is also a quality he greatly appreciates. Riddle finds that not everyone shares your work ethic, especially a certain pair of first years in his dorm that cause nothing but trouble. That being said, he's careful about making sure you don't overwork or spread yourself too thin, especially with your anemia. The only good thing about Riddle's mother is the many lessons in health she imparted onto him as a boy. He is by no means as overwhelming about it as she was, so don't worry about him turning into another version of her, because that is the last thing he'd ever want. While we're on the topic of Riddle's mother, it's important to mention that she never let him do arts and crafts as a child. Thankfully, he gets to make up for the lack of joy and whimsy in his youth by helping you with whatever project you find yourself working on! Riddle is particularly fond of any cute little trinkets and knick-knacks you make together, like keychains and rosettes! He'll even go so far as to hang some on his school bag and when anyone asks about them, he'll proudly explain that his lovely partner — you, obviously — made it for him! Riddle also has a soft spot for animals — specifically for Heartslabyul's hedgehogs and flamingos — but he is happy to help you take care of your pets as well! Riddle, of course, takes their wellbeing very seriously and will see to it that they have the healthiest and happiest lives imaginable! Like you, he can be incredibly stubborn at times, which may lead the two of you to but heads when you disagree, but he's much better at realizing when he's wrong and apologizing than he was pre-overblot. On the bright side, Riddle is very accommodating whenever you need space. He might secretly worry about you during your time apart, but he will never push your boundaries. Riddle greatly admires your character and positively adores how much brightness and positivity you bring to his life. It is our hope that you continue to grow and better one another side by side for many happy years to come.

Zoey,

A rather… unfortunate incident has occurred today.

As you well know, attached to my school bag is the lovely charm you made for me on our third ever date.

Perhaps it was rash if me to carry around such a meaningful trinket on my person for so long, but I naively thought that nothing would ever happen to it.

I was, unfortunately, wrong.

I didn't realize what happened until the end of first period.

When I went to pick up my bag, I came to the disastrous realization that the charm I'd grown to hold so dear, had somehow fallen off.

I retraced my steps and searched everywhere I could, but I could not find it for the life of me.

You have my sincere apologies for my carelessness and I promise that I shall never handle a gift from you so frivolously again.

To rectify my grievous mistake, I have purchased the supplies necessary for us to recreate the charms we made on that fateful date of ours.

I hope that you can forgive me for this mess.

Please let me know if and or when you intend to visit, so that we might attempt to remake the charm I held so dear.

Yours,

Riddle Rosehearts 

Your Alien Stage match is… Till!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Till as your match because we find that his creative and determined spirit complements your personality nicely! Like you, he's not exactly the most outgoing guy. While Till can certainly get loud at times, he's mostly a quiet, stuck-to-himself kind of guy. That being said, he will absolutely talk your ears off about anything art and music related! Till is a creative at heart, so it's no surprise that the two of you will spend a lot of time exploring your creative pursuits together! When it comes to music, he enjoys not only creating songs with you, but also just kicking back and relaxing while the two of you listen to music for hours on end. While Till typically sticks to traditional art — you know, sketching, painting, and the like — but he is happy to branch out and try more crafty kinds of art! He would particularly enjoy doing some DIY clothing and jewelry making, but he's pretty much down to do anything if you suggest it! In terms of academics, Till is pretty middle of the road. He doesn't do poorly nor incredibly well, but he will absolutely accept your offers to tutor him if you extend the offer. While you're the more 'responsible-student-council-vice president' type, Til can be something of a delinquent. He might skip class and talk back to teachers every now and again, but he only does so when he has a good reason — like a teacher being unfair about a deadline, for example. Of course, Till will straighten up and act accordingly if you choose to scold him for his misbehaving. He quite likes how determined and hardworking you are and thoroughly supports you in your goals! Till doesn't really know what he wants to do with his future, but he knows for certain that he wants you by his side. He also wants your pets to be a part of that future too! Till doesn't really have any experience taking care of pets, but he is more than willing to learn how to take care of them. While he loves all your pets, he might have a small preference towards your snakes since he's edgy and thinks snakes are cool. Like you, Till absolutely hates hot weather. He doesn't have anemia, but he overheats really easily, so he will absolutely make sure you both stay nice and cool. Speaking of anemia, Till is mindful of it and takes care of you in a quiet, subtle way. For example, he'll wordlessly set out your medications or supplements for you without needing to be asked. Till can get flustered if you call him out for his behavior, so give him some grace and keep your teasing to a minimum. He can be just as stubborn as you at times, which might cause a bit of friction in your relationship. Till is definitely the type to distance himself at first, only to start missing you a few hours later and come crawling back to smooth things over. Now, if you want space, he'll give it to you. Don't get me wrong, he'll be super emo about and will brood in bed while listening to MCR or some other emo music. Overall, Till is a loverboy at heart and while he can be a bit brash at times, he truly does adore you!

Hey, Zoe.

So, I got bored the other day and thought I'd do a little something for you.

With this letter you should (hopefully) find my gift for you.

I may or may not have compiled a bunch of songs that make me think of you, made a playlist out of them, and burned them onto a CD.

I've kinda had the idea to do this for a while, but I only just got around to doing it.

As you can see, I went out of the way to decorate the case since I thought you'd appreciate the added touch.

Anyway, give it a listen and let me know how you like it.

Hope you like it,

Till ♡

‧₊˚ ┊ It all started with a comment from Ace at breakfast. Somehow, the topic of periods was brought up amongst yourself and the other first years, a subject you were very familiar with. You, obviously, expressed how terrible periods can be, especially the cramps. Ortho, of course, responded with a scientific explanation of the excruciating cramps can be. "According to a brief bit of research, some people report experiencing cramps so painful that they find themselves unable to walk and some even report passing out." For some reason, the statement causes Ace to respond with an amused huff. "Oh, c'mon, that's a bit of an overreaction, don't you think? It seriously can't be that bad." The others looked between each other, clearly put off by the rather rude comment.

‧₊˚ ┊ "Um, from what I've heard, period cramps are pretty painful." Deuce hesitantly spoke up, awkwardly shooting you a glance as he tried to broach the subject as carefully as possible. "Yeah, they're no joke, Ace. You're kinda making yourself look like a jerk." Jack's stern assertion pulls a gruff chortle from Epel. "I mean, they can't be that bad, can't they? Girls act like they're getting their organs pulled out or somethin'. It's just a little blood, ain't it?" This time, Sebek speaks up with a rather… unexpected response. "Just a just bit of blood? JUST A BIT OF BLOOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THE PAIN ENDURED ON A MONTHLY BASIS IS COMPARABLE TO THE PAIN A SOLDIER EXPERIENCES ON THE BATTLEFIELD! YOU VASTLY UNDERESTIMATE HOW EXCRUCIATING CRAMPS CAN BE! TELL THESE FOOLS WHO WRONG THEY ARE, PREFECT!" 

‧₊˚ ┊ The table falls silent as they look to you — the only girl in their little group — for your say on the matter. Of course, you know that Ace and Epel's takes are a bunch of bullshit, but instead of calling them out on it now, you immediately start planning how to best to get your point across. "Sebek and the others are right. Cramps can be really bad at times, especially for people with conditions that make the pain worse. It's not fair for you to undermine pain you haven't experienced just because you think it's 'not that bad'. It's kinda a dick move, to be honest." Ace and Epel, of course, launch into arguments about how they 'weren't trying to be rude' but their clamoring falls on deaf ears.

‧₊˚ ┊ Not to defend them, but Ace and Epel have literally no idea how bad periods can be. Sebek and Jack have sisters, so they know full well the wrath periods wreck on one's body. Deuce, on the other hand, grew up watching his mom work her ass off day in and day out, period be damned, but even she had her days when the cramps got the best of her. Ortho only understands periods from a scientific perspective, but is completely aware of how terrible that can be for those that have them. All this to say, none of the boys have experienced cramps for themselves, but that's about to change. (Queue the evil, maniacal, laugher.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Sam boasts that his shop has literally everything for sale. You want a magic crystal? He's got it. You want school supplies? Say less. You want a period crank simulator? Odd request, but he's got it. For the low, low price of twenty thaumarks — after a discount thanks to all the points you've saved up from shopping there so often — you are now the owner of your very own period crank simulator machine! Now, you can put it to good use by showing the boys just how painful cramps can truly be.

‧₊˚ ┊ The next day, the first years gather at Ramshackle at your behest, confused and totally unprepared for what awaits them. "I have called you all here today for a very important meeting. The other day, the subject of period cramps was brought up, and I thought, since you all have never experienced them, that now would be a good time for you to see what I have to go through every month." Everyone except Ortho goes deadly silent, their expressions dropping and faces going pale. Immediately, Ace and Epel start trying to make up for their comments from the other day, while Sebek, Deuce, and Jack silently hope that they'll be exempt from this punishment. "Alright, who's going first? Of course, I won't subject Ortho to this, so play rock-paper-scissors, or I'll pick one of you myself." (Ortho decides that since he can't participate, he'll stand back and collect data on the experience instead lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Hesitantly, Deuce raises his hand. "I already know that isn't going to be good, but I'd like to get it out of the way as soon as possible." Sebek stands up to join him. "HOW HONORABLE OF YOU, SPADE! WORRY NOT, FOR I SHALL NOT LET YOU FACE THIS TERROR ALONE!" Despite his bravado, he looks a bit… queasy as you hook them up to the machine. Starting off on the lowest setting, they both seem to handle the pain pretty well. Level two sees them squirming a little, and by level three they're both tapping out. The others watch in horror as they both double other in pain, clutching their stomachs and begging you to switch off the machine.

‧₊˚ ┊ "Guess it's my turn now." Jack sighs, his ears pinned back against his head as he hesitantly approaches the machine. "I-I'll go too!" Much to everyone's surprise, Epel speaks up too. He wears a look of confidence that's undeniably marred by an undercurrent of what can only be described as fear. Level one and two go by without much of a hitch, maybe a sharp inhale or some uncomfortable squirming, but nothing crazy. Level three seems them both gritting their teeth and squeezing their eyes shut, but they don't tap out. So, you turn it up to level four. Jack and Epel last did all of ten seconds before they're frantically begging you to turn the machine off.

‧₊˚ ┊ "Well, you're up, Ace. Let's see if all the big talk amounts to anything." The cruel smirk that finds your lips sends a shiver down Ace's spine. He talked a big game about cramps not being that bad, but his precious confidence has all but eroded away after watching the others being subjected to this cruel form of torture. Still, Ace can't just back out after talking all that shit. "F-fine. Let's see how bad they really are." From the moment you turn the machine up to level one, Ace looks like he's about to throw up. While he plays like the pain is nothing, the way he grips the fabric of his pants tight enough to turn his knuckles white says otherwise. Wordlessly, you turn the machine up to level two. For a solid five seconds, everything is fine, but then the pain catches up with Ace's brain and he taps out. All that talk, and he calls it quits on level two. Hilarious. (Despite it all, the other first years find this ironically funny too.)

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Malleus Draconia!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Malleus as your match because we find that his personality nicely compliments your own! He might not seem like it, but this dragon is incredibly clingy! Malleus is touchstarved from his many years of growing up in isolation, so you better believe he's gonna jump at every chance to receive your affection! He quite literally wants nothing more than to be attached to you at the hip at all times, but, alas, life will not allow it! Surprisingly, Malleus finds it quite cute when you get all huffy about not getting any of his attention. To him, your petulant complaints are akin to a cute little kitten upset about not receiving treats and headpats. Worry not, for Malleus is always ready to drop whatever he's doing to give you his undivided attention! One look at this dragon will tell you that he's a fan of alternative styles — particularly anything gothic — so he adores your style and taste in music! Malleus will absolutely let you give him an emo makeover even though it's not exactly his style and he will, of course, listen to no music with you too! Be prepared to have your gift-giving not only matched, but excited tenfold! Malleus absolutely loves giving gifts, but has a tendency of giving you priceless jewels and the like. Thankfully, he will tone it down and present you with more practical gifts as time goes on! Malleus absolutely treasures every single gift you give him! You could hand him a rock you found in the dirt, and he'd treat it like a diamond. Obviously, handmade gifts mean the world to Malleus, so much so that he'll go so far as to chisel a small custom gargoyle for you as a gift! Speaking of gargoyles, his favorite way to spend quality time with you is going on little gargoyle tours with you, but he attests that any time spent in your presence is time well spent! Most people imagine a big, scary dragon when they hear Malleus' name, but he's nothing more than a sweet, affectionate lizard when it comes to you!

To my beloved Vincent,

It is my sincere hope that this message finds you in good spirits, my love.

As you can see, this letter is attached to a very special gift I crafted especially for you.

You do so much for me, not just in the material sense, but in the way you shower me with your unconditional love.

There are very few people in this world that I hold close to me, but I am sincerely glad that I allowed you the chance to do so.

Loving you is the best thing that has ever happened to me, and although I always covey as much thought words, I thought I should take a page out of your book and present you with a gift to convey my feelings instead.

A miniature gargoyle may not mean much to some, but I know in my heart that it will mean something to you.

I hope you like your gift, darling.

Yours eternally,

Prince Malleus Draconia, first of his name

Your DC match is… Kon-El Kent!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Kon-El as your match because we believe that he perfectly matches your energy! This clone absolutely lives for physical affection! Kon is a very touchy guy! In fact, physical affection is his number one love language, so he'll meet your need for affection in the blink of an eye. He doesn't mind that you might get a bit snippy when you're not getting attention, since he's kinda the same way, only that he acts like a big sad puppy instead. Being a punk rock kind of guy means that Kon absolutely loves your style! He loves just about anything alternative, and while emo may not be his style of choice, he loves the way it looks on you! Kon, of course, treasures every gift you give him and will 100% show them off to just about everyone! He's not the best gift-giver himself, but he definitely tries his best to put thought into anything he makes or buys for you! Kon is, however, much better about spending quality time with you! Whether it be taking you on a flight above the clouds, or spending a night in watching TV, he finds that any activity is made better by your presence. Kon is a golden retriever kind of boyfriend that we are sure will never leave your side and will positively adore you for a very long time!

Hiya, babe!

Things have been soooooo boring here on the farm.

I mean, Ma and Pa Kent keep me plenty busy doing chores and stuff, but there is only so much shoveling cow manure a guy can handle, ya know?

I was thinking about coming to visit you, or maybe you could come visit me here?

I've told Ma and Pa about you a lot, and they've mentioned wanting to meet you, but there's no pressure for you to take that step if you're not ready for it just yet.

I miss you a lot.

Everything is just so slow here, which gives me a lot of time to think about you.

I know you're just a flight away, but I wanted to get your okay before coming over.

Sooooo, let me know if you're cool with me coming over!

Orrrr you can pack a bag and I can come fly you back to the farm and stay a while.

Either way, I'll (hopefully) be seeing you soon!

Love ya bunches,

Kon （╹◡╹）♡

Intimacy has never been a problem for you and Sylus.

Your sex lives could be described as beyond healthy. Seemingly not a day goes by where you and Sylus aren't all over one another in some way, shape, or form. One would think the spark would have died at least a little bit after all this time you've been together, but it's just as strong — if not stronger — as it was the first time the two of you got tangled up in bed. Overall, everything is wonderful, perfect even.

Well, expect for one little thing.

You see, Sylus cannot, for the life of him, get you get and bothered. I mean, he can certainly get you in the mood, but he can't make your breath hitch or your cheeks flush with his teasing. Try as he might — and believe me, he's tried — Sylus just can't get you to give him the reaction he desires.

What sort of reaction does he want, you might ask? Well, Sylus wants to see you break. He wants to shatter that stone-faced facade and leave you a begging, whimpering mess. That's not too much to ask, is it? Apparently it is, since none of Sylus' attempts to make this fantasy come true have given him his desired result.

Nothing has worked.

Sylus has tried every seduction tactic in the book, but not a single one has ever gotten close to making you break. Yet here he is, trying yet again. This time, Sylus hopes that his soft whispers against your ear and the prodding of his half-hard cock against the curve of your ass will finally crack that impenetrable facade of yours.

"Fuck, look at you, kitten. I could just bend you over and have my eyes with you right here and now. You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Ironically, Sylus is the one that comes across as the wanton, needy thing. His warm breaths send goosebumps across your skin as his lips ever so gently graze the shell of your ear. Sylus' lust-clouded mind can't even compute the state that he's in, but if it could, it would certainly laugh at how desperate he currently is.

"You can just ask to have sex if you're in the mood, Sy." Yet again, you respond to his attempts at seduction with that typical deadpan reaction of yours. To anyone else, this would ruin the mood, but it somehow manages to only make him harder. At this rate, Sylus is going to be the one broken and begging.

Lucky for you, that was your plan all along.

It was always obvious to you that your blank responses to Sylus' pursuits turns him on more than he realizes. While you were tempted to bring this to his attention, you decided that it was much more fun to keep teasing him since he seems to love teasing you himself. I mean, it's only fair that he gets a taste of his own medicine, right?

"What's the matter, Sy? Cat got your tongue?" Sylus' eyes roll back in response to the condescending question. It's a bit hard for him to form a thought, let alone fix his lips to speak and problem answer you when you're riding him like it's the last thing you'll ever do.

The fast, steady slap of skin against skin is the only thing aside from pleasure that registers in Sylus' mind. Every sensation is overridden by you. Touch, sound, taste, smell, sight, all of it is consumed by you and Sylus is all too prepared to lose himself in all the sensations.

"Hey, answer me, or I'll stop." That's all it takes for Sylus to snap out of it. You wouldn't be so cruel as to leave him high and dry like this, would you? I mean, you're rock hard and leaking pre all over yourself — you want this just as much as he does, but the look in your eyes tells Sylus that you're dead serious.

"N-no, don't stop. Please, I need you handsome. Need to fill that ass up. Please, you'll let me, won't you?"

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Trey Clover!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Trey as your match because we find that his kind and supportive nature is exactly what you're looking for in a partner! Heartslabyul's Vice Housewarden is a walking green flag, so you'll find that all of your standards are easily met by him! Trey is the textbook definition of a charming gentleman! He's caring, polite, respectful, funny, loyal, and all the other good things that you look for! Video games and anime aren't exactly Trey's cup of tea, but he will, of course, take some interest in them since you like both so much! He'd most certainly enjoy playing games like Overcooked, Plate Up, Minecraft, and It Takes Two! Additionally, Trey is happy to join you on your jogs and exercises! He's naturally pretty fit, but he's of the opinion that you can always stand to be a little more active! While Trey has never had any pets himself, he becomes a very proud papa to your dogs! He will absolutely make them little treats — dog-safe, of course — and spoil them absolutely rotten! Speaking of making treats, Trey loves getting in the kitchen with you and trying out new recipes! Since you're not a picky eater, he likes to have you try out his more… unconventional creations. While we're on the topic, Trey loves how creative you are! He's incredibly supportive of your writing and is honored whenever you share some of your work with him! Like you, Trey is something of an ambivert. He enjoys spending time with others just as much as he enjoys spending time alone, so he's always willing to give you the time and space you need! Trey is also very a good communicator, which means that arguments — while rare — will always be resolved by him and in a calm and respectful manner. Onto something more positive, Trey absolutely adores your little quirks! He always finds himself smiling when he catches you touching your eyelashes or sleeping in a strange position. With Trey, we're sure you'll feel nothing but loved, supported, and cared for in your relationship with him!

Hey, Lumi!

I wanted to ask if you'd mind coming over to Heartslabyul for date night?

I was planning on taking you out, but I've been a bit busy recently, and I'm just too tired to do much of anything.

I was thinking we could cook something easy together, or maybe even order something if you want.

If you're up for it, then maybe you can sleep over too.

I understand if you don't want to, maybe we can just watch a movie instead.

I'm fine with whatever you want.

I'l be happy as long as I get to spend some time with you.

Sorry that date night won’t be up to its usual standard, but I’m sure you’ll understand.

Lots of love,

Trey ♧

Your Resident Evil match is… Carlos Oliveira!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Carlos as your match because we believe that his boisterous and caring nature is exactly what you're looking for in a partner! This UBCS mercenary's heart is as big as his biceps, so don't let his bravado fool you because he's a softie at heart! Carlos, despite how rambunctious he can be, is a true gentleman! His mama raised him to always treat a lady — especially his lady — with kindness and respect, so you'll definitely be receiving the princess treatment from him! Beyond being a gentleman, Carlos meets basically all the criteria for what you look for in a partner! Charming is practically his middle name, but he's also incredibly kind, confident, positive, funny, and playful! Between cleaning up Umbrella's messes, Carlos loves relaxing with a good video game or anime! He definitely leans towards fighting games like Mortal Kombat or Guilty Gear, but he's down to try just about any genre once! In terms of anime, Carlos likes shonen, like Dragon Ball and Bleach, but he has a secret soft spot for shojou too! Now, you've seen the size of his biceps, so you better believe he's gonna join you on your jogs and workouts! Carlos is an excellent workout partner, not only because of how encouraging he is, but because he makes sessions fun with his presence! Your dogs are basically his dogs too! Carlos is a big dog lover, which means he's gonna spoil your dogs rotten and give them all the love he has to offer! He may not seem like it, but he's actually an excellent cook! Carlos has a lot of recipes from both his mama and grandma that he loves to cook! Since South American food can be a bit spicy at times, he makes sure to time it down to suit your palate. While Carlos may not have the time to crack open a 400+ page book, he is more than willing to sit down and read any and all of your work! The only downside to how supportive he can be is that you might not get much constructive feedback or criticism, since he things everything you do is astonishing! Carlos is an outgoing guy, but he knows when to dial back the energy and take things at your pace! Like you, he loves a good laugh, but be warned that some of his jokes are kinda corny. As much as Carlos loves going out to do something new and exciting with you, he loves having a cozy night in just as much, so never feel like you have to push yourself to suit him. He believes that communication is key in a healthy and happy relationship, and he makes sure that you know that you can always come to him and speak what's on your mind! If Carlos is being honest, he finds your quirks adorable! He will poke fun and make jokes about your wild way of sleeping and your love for a big whiff of your freshly cleaned nails, but it's all in good fun, and he invites you to do the same to him! Despite the seriousness that comes with his job, Carlos is a big silly goofball with lots of love to give, and you just so happen to be the one lucky enough to receive it!

Bad news, babe.

I just got a call from HW letting me know that we're being deployed ASAP.

As you know, I can't really share the top-secret details, but I don't know much about this operation myself.

Usually we get some kind of pre-mission briefing, but all we got this time around was the call to pack up and head out.

So, I'm gonna be gone for a bit.

I don't know how long, but I promise I'll tell you what I can the moment I get more information.

Take care of yourself and give the dogs some extra love for me, yeah?

I love you and I promise I'll come home in one piece,

Carlos

‧₊˚ ┊ Bruno Bucciarati is the ultimate partner ever, which means he's gonna do everything he can to address your insecurities. He's a very kind and gentle lover and that definitely translates into how he goes about helping you work through your insecurities.

‧₊˚ ┊ Now, Bruno can't for the life of him, can't find a single thing wrong with your face — you're perfect in his eyes, and he makes sure to tell you that as often as possible — but he understands that sometimes insecurities are invisible from the outside looking in. However, when you explain to him that it's because you were bullied, the pieces come together in his mind. (It breaks his heart to know that you were subject to such terrible treatment. Don't worry, though, because he'll make sure not a single foul word is never spoken about you again.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Whether it be acne, the size of your nose, or even your smile, Bruno adores every single part of you. He is very good with his words and will use that to his advantage when lavishing you with praise and words of affirmation. Bruno will gently encourage you to smile more, boldly asserting that it's his favorite sight in the world no matter what you think. Similarly, he'll make sure to tell you how much he thinks your nose suits your face and how cute he thinks it is. When it comes to your acne, Bruno has no problem with coming out of pocket for you to get skincare and facial treatments to address it so you can feel more comfortable in your own skin.

‧₊˚ ┊ Abbacchio can be a rather… gruff man, but that doesn't negate the love he has for you. Comfort and words of encouragement aren't his forte, so don't expect him to have all the right words to offer you a reprieve from your insecurities. That being said, Abbacchio will do his best to be there for you, just like you've been there for him. (He's put you through a lot with his issues, so it's only fair that he be there to help you work through yours.)

‧₊˚ ┊ It's no secret that Abbacchio can be pretty blunt, so he'll straight up tell you that you have nothing to be insecure about without so much as blinking an eye. He understands that it can be hard for you to see yourself in the same light that he does, but he figures that repeatedly telling you that your face is perfect the way it is will finally get all those pesky insecurities out of that think skull of yours. While Abbacchio hasn't really been subjected to bullying himself, he can see how deeply it's affected you, and it pisses him off that anyone would ever dare to say anything bad about you. Thankfully, your big, scary boyfriend is here to scare off anyone with anything bad to say about you with a glare sharp enough to kill. (Abbacchio fully embraces his role as your scary guard dog lol.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Like I said, don't expect flowery words and comfort from Abbacchio. He's a man of action, not a man of words, so he'll do his best to support you in that way. For example, he'll just straight up tell you to stop hiding your smile and will even go so far as to pull your hand away from your face if you try to hide it. Abbacchio will also bluntly tell you that there's nothing wrong with your nose and, in his rare moments of levity, will playfully pinch it or press a fleeting kiss against the tip. With your acne, he's a lot softer since he doesn't have the best skin himself. In an effort to show you that acne is normal and that everyone has a pimple every now and again, Abbacchio will wash his face and even put on those sheet masks with you so you feel less alone.

‧₊˚ ┊ What Mista lacks in eloquence, he makes up for with pure enthusiasm! He may not always have the right words to convey how he's feeling, but he's got the spirit! Mista is a pretty confident guy, so he tries his best to instill some of that confidence in you!

‧₊˚ ┊ Mista is your number one hype man! He's always telling you how much he adores you and even the pistols will join in to be your own personal cheerleading squad! Flowery words aren't Mista's style, so the compliments you'll receive from him are more along the lines of 'hahaha, noooo don't be sad, you're so sexy' typa shit, but trust that he has good intentions and means every single word he says. He doesn't have any experience with bullying, but he doesn't play when it comes to you and will absolutely pop a cap in anyone with anything bad to say about you! (The pistols are, of course, happy to assist in this area because they love you just as much, if not more, than Mista lol!)

‧₊˚ ┊ While Mista's verbal comforting skills certainly need some polish, he's much better at providing you with physical comfort! He's a pretty touchy guy, so be prepared for lots of hugs and kisses from both him and the pistols whenever your insecurities start to get the best of you! Mista loves pressing kisses all over your face just to get you to grace him with that beautiful smile of yours. Speaking of kisses, he loves to kiss and boop your nose and will even playfully do that thing where he pretends to steal it off your face! Mista doesn't know the first thing about skincare — bro deadass only uses unscented soap and water lol — but he will absolutely learn about it to help you with your acne! (He actually really loves putting in sheet masks and those under eye patches, and will use every excuse to put one, if not both, on after a long day doing mafia stuff lol!)

‧₊˚ ┊ Fugo is a deeply insecure guy himself, just not about his looks. Logically speaking, he knows he's by no means bad looking and that absolutely applies to you as well. While Fugo can't fathom how you can look in the mirror and find your face unsightly in any way, he completely understands how one's insecurities can warp their own self-perception. (Trust me when I say he's speaking from experience here.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Fugo isn't really one to needlessly dole out compliments, but he finds himself getting in the habit of doing so with you. In all fairness, it's easy for him to compliment you. Still, Fugo knows that words alone won't take back all of the terrible things your bullies have said about you. He's definitely faced his fair share of critical comments and outright insults throughout his life, so he knows how those words can stick with you long after they're spoken aloud. Fugo is very quick to tear apart any insult thrown your way and leave anyone bold enough to speak poorly of you utterly speechless.

‧₊˚ ┊ Fugo can certainly soften up and offer you some words of comfort when your insecurities get the behest of you, but this is something of a weakness of his. Don't get me wrong, he can be incredibly encouraging and supportive, but it doesn't always come to him easily. His compliments about your smile or the shape of your nose might come out a bit… stiff, but they are entirely genuine! Being the smarty-pants he is, Fugo knows exactly what to look for in skincare products to help with your acne! He gets the occasional stress pimple every now and again, so he absolutely knows a thing or two about clearing up acne! 

‧₊˚ ┊ Narancia isn't usually the person people come to for comfort about their insecurities, but he's more than willing to be that person for you! He struggles with his own self-doubts, and while they're different from yours, he very much understands the feelings you might be going through.

‧₊˚ ┊ Narancia would be lying if he said he could see why you're so insecure about your face. In his humble opinion, you're gorgeous! However, when you explain to him that you were bullied for your looks, it makes much more sense for him. Narancia himself was picked on and pushed around during his time on the streets, so he knows all too well what it's like to be on the receiving end of a bully's insults. Thankfully, neither of you have to worry about such things anymore! Narancia is your most staunch defender and absolutely will, without hesitation, suck Aerosmith on anyone who has something bad to say about you!

‧₊˚ ┊ Narancia doesn't always have the right language to offer you the comfort you might need, but he manages to get out what he means to say in his own unique way! His words lack elegance, but they carry his trademark unbridled passion! Narancia will go so far as to borrow a dictionary from Fugo to look up words to describe how lovely your smile is or how cute he finds your nose! This is probably the only time that anyone will willingly get him to crack open a book, so consider this a win for his education! I definitely see Narancia as someone who struggles with acne himself, but he probably wouldn't do anything more than splashing some water on his face. That being said, he's happy to join you on a skincare journey. Be warned, Narancia absolutely will complain about any products with weird ingredients or textures! (He absolutely refuses to use those snail mucus products, which is, honestly, pretty valid tbh.)

‧₊˚ ┊ Giorno is an observant guy, so he knows about your insecurities before you ever voice them aloud. He lets you come to him to talk about it on your own terms, but even before that, he makes sure you know you can always come to him with your burdens.

‧₊˚ ┊ Although Giorno finds repeating himself to be a useless endeavor, he will tell you a million times over how lovely he finds your face to be. He finds you to be absolutely stunning and will do everything within his power to make you see that for yourself! Growing up, Giorno was bullied for his 'foreign' looks, so he knows all too well what kind of damage the words of bullies can do to your self-confidence. He's certainly grown into himself, but he still can remember the exact insults his bullies used to hurl at him when he was little Haruno Shiobana. It's hard not to let yourself be consumed by your insecurities, but Giorno will not rest until you see for yourself just how lovely you are!

Your Twisted Wonderland match is… Floyd Leech!

‧₊˚ ┊ We have selected Floyd as your match because we find that your silly and fun-loving personality blends nicely with his more chaotic nature! First and foremost, he loves how short you are! Floyd will never fail to remind you how much shorter you are than him, and will constantly tease you about it! It's all in good fun, of course, so don't get too mad at him. Because you're so small, he'll often pick you up — being tossing you over his shoulder or carrying you like a princess — and just carry you off. When Floyd does this, it's usually a sign that he wants your attention and affection, but it might also happen if he's feeling jealous or is in one of his moods. He's not exactly as social as you are, but he doesn't mind how outgoing you are. If anything, Floyd finds your friendliness to be incredibly interesting! Like you, he can be very silly and goofy, which makes you two an absolute riot in a large group. You both bounce off of earthier incredibly well and have a lot of inside jokes between the two of you. Floyd sends you a lot of memes or cute videos with the caption 'this is us'. He likes to mess with you about how often you zone out. Floyd will compare you to a jellyfish, not because you're brainless, but because you just seem to be aimlessly adrift without a care in the world in these moments. Your creativity is incredibly interesting, so he likes it whenever you show off what you've made to him! Also, Floyd treasures everything you make for him and will proudly display your gifts in his room so he can rub it in his face that he has such a great partner! Like you, he also gets bored easily, so trying out new things with you is something he definitely enjoys. Floyd, obviously, loves swimming with you too! Whether it's in his merform or in his human form, he enjoys spending time in the water with you! You better believe that Floyd is gonna come cheer you on at your competitions too! He's obnoxiously supportive of you, like, homemade signs and cheering at the top of his lungs, kind of supportive. Also, since you like to be active, Floyd will totally get you onto the basketball court with him. He won't let you win easily, but he'll let you score a few points on him just to be nice. Floyd is less inclined to relax and take a nap, but with a bit of pleading, he'll settle down and lie with you while he scrolls on his phone. Since you like traveling, he'd like to show you around the Coral Sea one day. His parents can be a bit of a drag — his words, not mine — but he guesses he'll have to introduce you to them one day too. Floyd is a surprisingly good cook, and unlike his twin, you won't have to worry about him slipping mushrooms into your food. That being said, he likes to try out weird and unique flavor combinations, so be wary of that. Yes, Floyd can be a bit… much at times, but we're sure that you will be able to handle this slippery eel without much incident!

Valentineeeeeeeeeeee!

Hi.

I thought it would be kinda funny to send you a message in a bottle, so I hope you get it.

If someone other than my shrimpy is reading this, then uhhh, stop right now, because this letter isn't for you.

Anyway, now that any non-shrimpies are here… hi!

I found some shells that looked cool and put them in this bottle with the letter.

Hopefully, you can get them out without having to break the bottle, but if you need to, let me do it so you don't get hurt.

I figured I owned you for all the little trinkets you've given me, so we're even now.

Well, I hope you get this and that you enjoy the shell.

Love ya,

Floyd

(P.S. — If you want, we can go looking for shells together some time. It was pretty lame walking on the beach on my own, so let's go together next time. We can make it a whole thing and even go swimming if you're up to it!)