No.

From Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler & Maira Kalman

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

Reblogging for the most GENIUS wallet-theft-prevention idea that I am astounded to have never seen until now, On a post about a good idea to smuggle alcohol and avoid price-jacks. 

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

*whispers* since u been gone

all i’m saying is if an all-girls school crashed on the island in lord of the flies then they would’ve been off the island in a week

Makes me wonder about soulmates

Makes me think that dark stone probably soaks up sunlight and that’s the warmest place around for a fox nap.

Classic Children’s Books Starring ‘Parks and Rec’ Characters

californians: every time you complain about it being somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 degrees, i add a dollar to the fight jar. eventually i will have enough dollars in the fight jar to purchase a plane ticket to california and fight each and every one of you individually

joke’s on fucking you because you’ll be spending most of the time stuck in traffic, giving us time to escape. you’ll never win