Skin Like Porcelain, Eyes Like Glass.

The “plans” was just taking my kitten 5 minutes away to the vet’s office to get his nails trimmed so I stop looking like I put my hands in a briar patch and get meds to deworm him because I can’t drive and we’re both worried about his symptoms.

So sorry your movie can’t wait and you can just lie through your teeth.

‘If I go, you go’. Right?

Admit you can’t write a script to save your life and let the funding go to someone with talent.

I know she’s technically finished with it(thank god), but I miss our sleepovers.

And I also know I have a hard time not being nocturnal but she watches the same shows I do to sleep and I can be quiet 😕

But her compliment of telling me “I had the ‘best’ type of hair to braid” lasted about 5 whole seconds before she clarified that it was because I’ve waited so long to bleach my roots so it made the braid more interesting.

Why do I assume that anyone who manages to get close to me could give 25% of the fuck that I do. This is why I choose not to have friends. It hurts less. 

I’ve learned that I am most DEFINITELY a switch so my jokes probably aren’t so much of a joke anymore ??

But I do immediately apologize bc I still feel bad.

Like I KNOW that I’m supposed to be “dominant” sometimes, but no joke anymore. Definitely can be.

It was not fine.

I can’t believe that I identified with that movie so much to the point that I was yelling “No! No! Say this instead”

Getting back with an ex an expecting them to both forget about and resume putting up with your bullshit like nothing happened 🙃

Like. Oh babe. Not only am I not surprised, but I am unbothered and part of my contingency plan already included setting up plans in the area “we” were supposed to be the day after I knew you were gonna cancel on me.

Or why “mom” just seems so disinterested in talking to you. Even though others find you “interesting”, it’ll never be enough.

Never was, never will.