If omgcp took place today, HOTTOGO would be on the Haus party playlist and Bitty would lead the dance HAMMERED from on top of the pong table every Kegster. It would become a phenomenon known across the greater boston metropolis area.

I just know that as soon as that "I am going to see my husband" Beyoncé sound dropped that Bitty used it ALL the time. Every time he made an insta story of him walking into the Falcs arena it was playing in the background. There are so many tik toks of him zooming in on Jack while he's skating posted with that sound. He made a vlog of him dropping off pb&j ingredients to the team the morning before a game and it played at least 5 separate times in the video.

holster tells jack that bad bob is his and ransom’s hall pass and jack calls his parents to tell them that family weekend is cancelled this year actually. yeah like for the whole school.