when for the whole day you’ve been planning on eating something and you go to open the fridge and it turns out someone else ate it. im on mobile someone add a picture

#you can say joss whedon it’s okay

A dude at uni today said he wanted to do a doctorate because his wife is a doctor and he doesn’t like the fact that she gets called “doctor” and he doesn’t.

omg why are men so fragile

Sounds very much like he isn’t even proud of his wife for all the hard work she did - it’s all obscured by his jealously 

I fucking. Had to go. Outside for 3 seconds. to check on the god damn mail. And my neighbor and his wife. They were there. HE MADE A COMMENT ABOUT YOUTH STAYING IN PAJAMAS ALL DAY. AND HE CALLED ME LAZY. “I’m currently bleeding a bath tubs worth of blood out of my uterus. Back the fuck off.” I said. His god damn wife. She turned to me and promised to bring over some midol. Fuck that guy. But his wife is a god send.

Update: It took her forever but she also baked me a chocolate cake and bought me an extra box of chocolate doughnuts. She also brought me the midol as promised. The woman is a godsend