"You are good as you are."

 "You’re embarrassing!“ “You act like a fucking child.”  "Sometimes I can’t remember why I ever loved you in the first place.“  "What did I tell you about trying to hold my hand in public?”  "I don’t want people to know that I’m dating you!“  "You’re pathetic…”  "You make me sad. Just looking at you…“  "I can’t be around you anymore.”  "You’re not worth it.“  "You’re nothing. Not to me. Not to anyone.”  "Stop looking at me like that…like you’re expecting me to care. You should know better by now.“ “You’re useless.”  "Loving you was the most idiotic thing I’ve ever done.“  "Pretending to love you was excruciating.”  "You thought I could really love someone like you?“  "I’m just…getting tired of you.”  "I have to get out. You’re ruining my life.“  "I used to dream about you but now you’re the star of my nightmares.”  "You’re a disappointment.“  "I tried to love you..I really did.”  "You’ll never be anything to me.“  "I wished you realized how much I’ve grown to loathe you.”  "You’re so ignorant.“  "You look ridiculous!”  "I’m not going out with you in public looking like that.”  "Every one makes fun of you.“  "You make me look bad.”  "You’re a waste of time.“ “I’m not yours anymore!”  "It’s not [her/him]! It’s anyone! I could love anyone more than I love you.“  "You don’t deserve me.”

Eric looked up as the girl walked into his tattoo shop.  She wasn’t his usual clientele which peaked his curiosity.  Slowly he got up from behind his station and walked towards the front.  It was just him this afternoon since Tobias and Robyn had to step out.  “Can I help you with something?” He asked looking her over once again.    

Marzia sucked in a breath and mustered up a smile. “Yeah, I actually was wondering if I could get a tattoo?”, she asked him without looking up from the ground. “I wasn’t sure of where to go to get one, but somebody said I should go here?”

“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”  “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” “Do you like scary movies?” “Evil against evil.“  “Have you checked the children?“  "I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work."  "I am your number one fan.” “I can always smell a graveyard."  "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?"  "I said I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna bash your brains in."  "I see dead people."  "I wanna hear you scream."  "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again."  "It’s all true. The boogeyman is real, and you found him."  "Look what you did to him!"  "Oh yes, there will be blood."  "Sometimes dead is better."  "There’s a monster outside my room. Can I have a glass of water?"  "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she’ll die.” “They will say I have shed innocent blood. What’s blood for, if not for shedding?"  "They’re all gonna laugh at you!"  "They’re here!"  "To die. To be really dead, that must be glorious!"  "We all go a little mad sometimes."  "What an excellent day for an exorcism."  "What ever you do, don’t fall asleep."  "What have you done to its eyes? What have you done to him? You maniacs!"  "When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” “Who’s laughing now?"  "You gotta be fucking kidding."  "You wanna know what happens to an eyeball when it gets punctured?"  "You’re going to die up there."  "You’re going to meet death now. The living dead!"  "You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “You’re telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor. Is that it?"  "Your suffering will be legendary. Even in hell.”

Originally posted by agent1firevolt

“You know I would never hurt you… Your soul is too good for inferno…”

“I don’t think this is going to work out. It’s a mistake to go through with this.”

“I’m sorry Marzia.” He giggled “̧̕͜I͘͏'̧m̨ ̶̡̛s͜ò͜͟ŕ̢͡ry͜ y̢͏ǫu̡͠ ̨h̸a̵̴͡d t̡̨o ̧m̵̧í̕͠ş̧͜s͜͜ ͜͞o͘u̷t҉͜͠ ̢̢͘o̢ń̕ t̕҉͡h̢̕͠ȩ̛͝ ͘g̢̢o̶͟͡o͞d̡̡͟ ̀̕p̵̕a̴ŗ̀t̨͝.́͠͝"́

Reading people’s rules will MAKE YOU A BETTER PARTNER. DISRESPECT MAKES YOU A LOUSY ONE.

[x]

If I’m RPing with you, I’m not “putting up” with you. I’m RPing with you because I fucking like it. You are not a burden, you are not an inconvenience. You are a delight. YOU ARE A DELIGHT.

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

“i’ve messed this up, haven’t i?” “i get it. s/he’s smarter, more attractive.” “all these other women are making me nervous.” “don’t worry, the only one i ever see is you.” “please don’t let go of me. please, never let go.” “do you ever wonder what would have happened if we hadn’t met?” “i’m scared of loving you. i’m scared of hurting you.” “i’m ending this now. i’m ending this before it goes too far.” “this was a mistake. i’m sorry.” “do you really think that?” “i gave you everything.” “i don’t have any feelings left for you.” “just walk away.” “i need you. more than anything.” “you understand me.” “you can’t just leave.” “so this is what it comes down to huh? wasted time & a half empty bottle of vodka — don’t touch the bottle, i’ll say when i’ve had enough.” “don’t touch me!” “she was always first in your eyes.” “i’m sorry for trying.” “in the end, i should have known that you would break me.”

“DO NOT TOUCH IT.” “At least we’re all ugly together.” “You son of a bitch!” “Start a prayer circle!” “Hello, Police?” “NOOOOOOOO!” “I’m actually crying right now.” “HOW FUCKING DARE THEY–” “Today SOMEBODY lost their job!” “WHAT HAVE THEY DONE NOW?” “Put it back.” “Fucking fix this, will you?” “YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME!” “WHAT THE FUCK?!” “Guess I’ll just go fuck myself then.” “No, no…I’m okay…I’m okay…FUCK IT, I AM NOT OKAY!” “Whelp, I’m leaving before I have a mental breakdown. Bye.” “Yep, it’s been fun but I’m moving away now–” “Why can’t you do anything without breaking EVERYTHING?!” “It’s officially the end times.” “AND NO, I DON’T WANT TO ASK HIM/HER/THEM A QUESTION!” “WE HAVE BEEN EQUALIZED!” “I’M SO MAD!”