Drink More; Worry Less

this blog is an idiot positive zone. if ur a dumbass thats ok. this is a safe space for people w half a brain

Like. It doesn't upset you? You're not bothered? You're not angry?

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

Couldn’t let alqueda win you fucking pussies

I’ve read the article about him, he outright said he was so shocked by 9/11 the only thing he could think to do was go bowling

Big Lebowski energy here

Gen z I love you

*double thumbs-up*

Bad title good kids

“Kids show solidarity with LGBT kids who are being unfairly discriminated against in Austraila Bill”  There, I fixed the headline for them. 

why were you microwaving a lemon???

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

Did you burn an orange too? How???

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

absolute unit

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!