mediocre

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

‘just an aging homosexual in the commentary booth’ - graham norton on…..himself

everything everywhere all at once said "nothing matters but be kind anyway" and i havent been able to have a coherent thought since

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

i wish i could purr so my friends know im still happy even if m not saying anything

Good to see the autistics are enjoying this one