your local little lesbian intern

love pulling up a fic on ao3 & the author’s name is like flump. okay flump take me on a journey !!

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

all USA college shows remind me of high school and the characters behave like teenagers what the fuck kind of colleges are you attending